I Want to Live!

Come on.

Come on.

- I have to wait for Bonnie.

- She can catch up with you later.

Where? You wouldn't let us

find a place to stay.

We didn't bring you chicks in from Vegas

to go apartment hunting. Let's go.

Go, go, go. No one knows where,

but we gotta go.

Aaa-oh,

What is this? Get outta here.

- Where's the girl?

- What girl?

Come on out, duchess.

You heard me. I said come out.

What, may I ask, are you two gentlemen

doing in my room?

- No sale.

- Let's not make a federal case out of it.

Hear of the Mann Act? Transporting

a woman across a state line for immoral...

You drove the girl in

from out of state this afternoon.

Don't you think we check

on those things first with witnesses?

- Get your stuff. Let's go.

- Just a minute, copper.

Did you and your runny-nosed witnesses

check who was gonna pay for the room?

Me.

- So, there we are.

- You know what you'll be charged with?

Yeah, I know.

And it's a misdemeanour, no federal rap.

I've been there before.

- Come on.

- Get your paws off.

I soil easy.

Thanks, kid.

Don't lose this.

Life's a funny thing.

Compared to what?

Now hear this,

I wanna propose a toast to those two

grand little seagulls, Peg and Bonnie.

They made San Diego a port the men of

the USA Pompano will always remember.

- You goofed,

- Pay up, dogface. That'll be a sawbuck.

Where did you learn close-order drill?

in the WAC?

- No.

- The Waves?

- in Ventura.

- California's exclusive finishing school.

Very tough to get into, huh, Peg?

I always say there's nothing like a good

education to get ahead in the worid.

Joe,

I'd like to add a serious note.

Sit down. You're rocking the boat.

Here you are.

I was gonna yell "girl overboard".

- You can't hear yourself think in there.

- I got me a three-day pass starting Friday.

How about me and you

go down to Tijuana?

- Negative.

- Why not?

- I'm going on a weekend cruise.

- Yeah?

- How's about inviting me along?

- You wouldn't fit in.

I'm joining my mother and her friends

on a private yacht.

What are you handing me?

Your mother on a yacht?

My mother on a yacht,

Besides, you're too young.

For what?

Am I still too young?

Well...

Hello, young lovers, hello,

Don't you ever knock

before entering a balcony?

Guess who's here. Mac and Stewie.

- From Frisco?

- Mm-hm.

Forward march,

Bury yourself.

- We finally made the bucket.

- What happened?

Remember that delicatessen

we always wanted to knock over?

- We did.

- And they know we did.

- Can they prove it?

- They got a pretty fair case. A witness.

One witness, that's all?

No fingerprints, nothing like that?

- Not unless I left 'em on the pickles.

- So if we had an alibi...

if you'd say we were with you,

ten to one we'd beat the rap.

- Perjury's a felony.

- That's what I told them.

- There's three bills in it for you and Peg.

- And all your expenses in Frisco.

- I don't know.

- Bonnie, you never let your pals down.

Come on. What do you say?

OK, it's a deal.

- It'll be like old times. We'll have a ball.

- I can't go with this kick.

- Don't be like that. They're nice guys.

- Sure.

I guess I just haven't got your guts.

This is where I cut out.

You guys, there's a party going on.

Let's live it up,

That's my Bonnie,

Wine steward, Some liquor for my friends.

Bongos away, Go, go, go,

Come on, Joe. Put a head on it.

You've done your time,

you're getting out, so watch yourself.

You're on probation for five years.

Don't leave the San Francisco area

or violate your probation in any way

or you'll be back here quick enough.

- No, ma'am, I won't.

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