I Spy Page #4

- Right. Right.

It's not a good idea to tell them who

I am. We should keep that down.

I ain't no fool. I ain't

tell them who you was.

I said I had to take care

of the president's retarded nephew.

- What?

- Yeah, they think you're a retard.

All you do is get some drool, a helmet

and zip your jacket up.

You get that

mentally challenged look.

Hold on just a second. That's good.

- Can I talk to you for a second?

- Yeah, go ahead. What's up?

Excuse us. Uncomfortable.

Too many brothers standing around.

We're getting off on the wrong foot.

You think you're

the Harlem Globetrotters...

...and I'm the team

that looks like an idiot.

- Yeah, that's it.

- But that's not how it's gonna work.

We're on the same team.

I'm Meadowlark Lemon.

You're Curly Neal. You feed

me the ball. Remember Curly, he...

He do the dribbling.

You Meadowlark?

I'm pulling down the ref's shorts,

throwing pie in the face.

- The bucket of confetti.

- They think it's water.

- And the rubber band on the ball.

- Right, doing the...

Meadowlark, you get me

some of this chicken...

...some sodas, jelly beans and get

these bags and get on the plane.

Meadowlark. You heard

what he said to me?

He told me that in this situation, he

would be Meadowlark and I'm Curly.

What kind of bullshit is that?

Curly, my ass. I'm Meadowlark.

- I'm not Kelly Robinson.

- No, you ain't.

- He don't make his own phone calls.

- He don't call his mama!

Come on. I'm just trying

to confirm the man's reservation.

- All we need is a room.

- That's all.

- Don't make me get on that phone.

- What the hell is:

It means, "I speak English,

just not to you, sucker. "

Guys, I speak Hungarian.

Need some help?

- Okay.

- Yeah, knock yourself out.

The brother gonna

speak Hungarian now.

- Szia.

- Hello?

Igen, igen.

You guys want the junior suite

or the high-roller suite?

We go with the high-roller.

The cheapest room you've got.

In the basement.

- It's all taken care of.

- Did you get an extra kusenum?

I'm gonna get these bags onboard.

- Don't wanna get yelled at again.

- Yeah, yeah. Hustle. Hustle on.

You better watch your job.

Rain Man got skills.

Kelly just took the stick.

- I thought he was doing an interview.

- What? He was napping.

What? Now he's flying the plane?

Come on, Kelly!

There's a lot of stuff

for us to go over...

Did you see me turn on

the seat-belt light?

No, I didn't see that.

Sit your ass down!

When you get up, sit down.

Funny.

He's a funny guy.

I gotta remember that one.

When you did the stick up, I went

flying there! That's a good trick.

I'm glad you got that

out of your system.

I'm gonna need you

at the party at 8.

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