I Served the King of England Page #3
at the request of my guardian angel:
Van Berkel's sales representative,
Mr. Walden.
The hotel was like in a fairy tale.
It reminded me of sleeping Beauty.
I couldn't really imagine
how I'd ended up here,
or who it was built for, or if
it was possible to live like this.
The hotel was set up
like an orchestrion:
Someone would suddenly put a coin
in it and it would begin to play.
- Need a railcar of Hungarian hogs?
- Lord!
- How about two?
- What are you feeding me?
- A whole trainload?
- Yuck!
Okay, then.
I determined to save up
so that chambermaid would be mine.
than those rich industrialists.
Like all rich people they were
as playful and merry as puppies.
We have winter pleasures
in the middle of summer.
Here, I discovered
that those who said
"work is ennobling" were
the same men who drank all night
and ate with lovely young ladies
seated at their knees.
I've come up in the world.
Stop! I like looking at it.
- A pound of salami to finish up?
- No, leave that for the poor.
I used to think
rich people were cursed,
and that only garrets, sour soup
and potatoes can bring people joy.
But our guests had invented that
drivel about cottages being cozy.
They didn't care how much they spent,
and they felt just fine.
- Good evening.
- What are you feeding me?
- Is everything alright?
- You scoundrels want me to die.
I guess I neglected my cancer.
My liver is gone
and I no doubt have renal gravel.
Entire streets of apartment houses
are bought and sold at this hotel.
I mustn't overeat.
Even castles have been sold,
and a chateau or two.
I have a crankshaft
factory to sell.
Factories are bought and
sold here, hunting grounds,
agents have negotiated envelope
shipments for all over Europe.
A half-billion-crown loan was
negotiated here for the Balkans.
I wont go under two million.
Excuse me...
two trainloads
of munitions were sold.
And all accompanied by
champagne, oysters and young ladies.
A girl is fancied after seven,
she dazzles as you dine.
Then she promises you heaven
but when will she incline?
A man thinks. Why do I wait?
A promise is forever.
Miss, how about a private date?
The sooner we go the better.
Not just yet, in a while,
after the lights go out
in the bar.
Not just yet, in a while
Not just yet, in a while
when were alone together.
A vow she makes
then kisses takes,
but not yet, in a while.
My bill!
drink, and break the following:
Three bottles of champagne,
66 crowns;
then he ordered one roast goose;
and two dozen oysters, 39 crowns;
three bottles of 1923 Beaujolais,
two turtle soups, 32 and 20 crowns;
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