I Melt with You Page #5

- They'll find us.

The best swimsuit

of all time...

- Cheryl Tiegs in the...

- The big areolas, like ka-kaw!

- Yeah, exactly.

- F***in' ka-kaw!

- She's wearing a hammock.

- Here's what I miss, okay.

- Yes.

- I miss p*ssy hair.

Yeah?

- Is that so f***ing wrong?

- No.

Everybody looks like

a f***ing Barbie doll.

You know, you don't want

to have a f***ing machete

and get in there and just...

night vision goggles and sh*t.

You want a clean runway.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, my God.

Look at this.

- Oh, wow.

- This is the best I've felt all year,

- being here with you guys.

- Yes, indeed. Yes.

But I know it's because

I can't feel anything.

- Drugs.

- Maybe it's not.

Maybe it's... it's us,

being together.

- Don't just rule that out.

- That's why we do this.

That's right.

The question, Rich,

is that why we do this?

I love it.

I think it's fantastic.

I mean, I look forward to it.

I plan for it.

I need it.

I mean, it's like

Christmas for me.

Or if you're

a non-Christian,

it's like your birthday.

Yeah, or if you're

a Jehovah's Witness,

don't celebrate birthdays,

then it's like the day you get married.

You know, it's slightly

less subdued than I imagine

the typical Jehovah's Witness

wedding to be.

But at your wedding?

My wedding.

Oh, man.

We are marooned.

We are stuck, man.

Why don't you have

a woman, Rich?

I mean, I know

you have women...

but, like, the woman.

Why?

Why do I need the woman?

Why? Why?

You know, you know...

to tame you,

to train you.

I'm... I'm trained.

I'm house-trained, you know.

Untamed, maybe,

but I don't piss

on the carpets.

It's okay, man,

to let a girl love you.

Who... who wants this?

Hmm?

My mother?

She's...

You f*** lots of women.

Have you ever truly loved one?

I love 'em all.

Can't love 'em all

if you only love one.

If that's true,

that's interesting.

Yeah.

You want to know

what I think, Timothy?

When they really

get to see me...

they don't like what they see.

You make sure of that.

Maybe.

- Whoa ho!

- There they...

- Whoa ho!

- Hey!

- Whoa ho!

- Up here!

Hey, you guys!

Well played.

Porsches are known

for taking up sand dunes.

Not gonna work.

We've got your energy.

Oh, help is here!

- It's easy to...

- Here we go.

Lay down and hide

Where's a warrior

without his pride?

- We're gonna move real good

- Yeah, right

- We're gonna dress so fine

- Okay

It's dog eat dog eat dog eat dog eat

dog eat dog eat dog eat dog

Leapfrog the dog

and brush me, daddy-o

Makes me proud,

so proud of you

I see innocence

shining through

Makes me proud,

so proud of you.

Thinkin'

of blue thunder now

Singin' to myself

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