I Melt with You Page #2
- That's him right there."
- "That's the guy!"
- Well, he was the guy.
- The cops f***in' bust me, and...
You weren't there.
I don't remember...
- Of course I was there! I ran off.
- You weren't f***in' there.
No, you weren't there.
- The doctor is in!
- Hey, Doc.
- He certainly is.
- Yes!
- What and how much?
- Enough to treat the illnesses at hand.
- Welcome, my friend.
- My man, Ron!
Look at him.
He's beautiful.
He can't afford a razor.
Someone get me a drink
while I urinate.
All right.
This is an announcement
for the transcendental run
The train now standing
leaves for higher planes
Due to a derailment,
there will be no other trains
So why not hop
on this one?
Hear the porter's
glad refrain...
So Amanda,
during her pregnancy,
is getting incredibly...
Nauseous.
- And what do you think it was from?
- Do tell! I'm dying to know.
- It was me.
- Of course it was.
It was my scent.
No, seriously.
Four months of her pregnancy,
I have to sleep
in the other room, okay?
But... but I have become
a professional masturbator.
- No, no, no...
- What the f*** is this sh*t?
What are we talking about?
I see you guys
once a f***in' year.
- It's my life.
- Doc...
how's the world of dating, pal?
- It is what it is.
- Oh, come on.
You sedate them, and then it's your
right and your privilege
to take what's
rightfully yours, correct?
- Oh, my God.
- I hope you're doing that.
Really.
Why don't you tell us about
what you told me about...
the 20-year-old woman?
Thanks, Richard.
I don't think I can stay here for this.
- Come on.
- Amongst friends.
I don't think I can stay here.
When you told me,
it just sounded like
you should f***ing
get it off your chest, you know.
- I mean, you...
- What?
It was a one-time-only
thing.
And the girl came in
late in the day.
She was pretty,
to say the least,
and it had been a while for me.
And I... used
anesthesia on her.
Yeah. Let's skip
to the part
where you sent
the receptionist home.
I did things.
I mean, I basically
lost control.
And looking back on it,
I really feel that
I shouldn't have...
Oh, you f***er! F*** you!
Alley-oop!
Slam dunk, motherf***er!
The man said childhood
It's in his childhood...
Hey, f***in' Scarface, how about
a little on this end of the table?
- Come on.
- It was out of control
I had the opinion
it was out of control
Oh, oh...
It was that girl Emily.
She lived in the house
next to us.
Yeah, yeah.
And who was the guy?
- It was Simon... Simon Tuller.
- No, no, no, it wasn't.
You know, I actually
f***ed Emily, just... and who else?
- Guilty as charged.
- I didn't.
- She gave me crabs.
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