I Love You Both Page #8

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Um, well I'm meeting

him like right now,

like right after work,

so I'm kind of worried,

like if you tried

to meet up with us,

I'm just worried we would

be done by then, um...

Yeah, it's pretty

far on the bus, so...

Krystal:
Well, I'll just

be there for a little while

and then I'll see you at home.

We can work on the website

tonight.

Yeah, okay.

All right, that sounds good.

Uh, tell Andy I say hi.

Krystal:
Okay, bye.

Bye.

- Andy:
Hey, how are ya?

- Good, how are you?

I didn't know you wore glasses.

Oh, yeah, I'm blind as a bat.

So is your whole family

like artsy or just you?

Nope, they're actually all cops.

All of 'em, they're all cops?

Not to brag or anything,

but I do like to dabble in it.

I want to make at least one

citizen's arrest in my lifetime.

What? So you just like arrest

anybody, anytime?

Anyone, anyone.

Wow.

Yeah, so how's...

How's your website going?

The website, oh,

the website's great.

Yep, very good.

- Oh, great, good.

- Yeah.

You got a chance to

talk to Glenn then?

Oh, no, no, there

was no time, really.

You should come hang out

with us sometime.

They all dig ya, you know?

Oh, they were so nice.

That'd be really fun.

Should we...

Should we order another round?

Sure, sounds good.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Oh my god, these

stools are, like,

even higher than

before, aren't they?

You really got

to, like, get up there.

Oh, wow, strong

pour on this one.

Yeah, they really did it, uh?

Krystal:
Wow.

Uh, so you like want

to order any food or...

This is a weird menu.

Catfish tacos?

I have a catfish story.

My grandma packed up

all the lamps

in her house

and just drove off once,

because my grandpa invited

the whole family over

for a catfish fry

and didn't tell her.

But the worst part is that

because there was no lights,

they forgot to

turn the fryer off,

and five hours after

we went to bed,

the whole house

caught on fire, whole thing.

Did you put it out?

Oh no, burned right down

to the ground, just dust.

Andy:
Oh my god.

- Oh yeah.

- That's horrible.

It is horrible.

What did your

grandma say about it?

Grandma?

Oh, we never saw her again.

She never came back.

Never saw her again.

Oh my god,

that's a terrible story.

Yeah, it is terrible, but

it's the truth, so there you go.

Uh, this is weird.

Uh, my uncle's house

burned down when I was ten.

No way.

Yeah, ceiling fan just

exploded, just Crazy.

Do you think my grandma

burned down your uncle's house?

Actually, yeah,

I think it was her.

That makes a lot of sense.

That's crazy.

We're like soulmates.

We... I mean, we're friends

and any friends can

turn into soulmates.

It just... you know.

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