I Love You Both Page #5

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I don't need it.

I don't care.

I'll just redo the whole thing.

I'll just... redo it.

Yeah, you need to get

a fresh start, Glenn.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but

okay, where is that sweater

that Susan got

from Fran Drescher

after the nanny premiere?

Ooh.

I don't think we have that.

Okay, you guys ready?

Spend your money wisely because

we got a lot of treasures here,

okay?

First item up is, oh,

it's an expensive one.

We have, uh, the earrings.

Glenn's wife wore

while cheating on Glenn.

Wow, off to a blazing start.

Five dollars.

25, I'll let you borrow them.

Why are you bidding on earrings?

I'm making a tie-tack.

Oh!

- 25.

- Sold.

Next item up

is this nice peach blazer.

Size medium.

Lovely.

Hey, can I ask you

a weird question?

Is Andy dating anyone,

like a girlfriend?

Even like a boyfriend, maybe?

Actually, I think he's dated

both, but no one right now.

Okay, sorry about

your wife by the way.

Man, that's bad news.

Thanks.

Oh, uh, also, we

have a business idea

to talk to you about, um, later.

I know now's not good,

but another time.

- Okay.

- Cool.

Okay, last item,

this Espresso maker.

It's got...

It's an Espresso maker.

I am so tired of this game.

I'll put in a five.

Okay, fine, sold.

Krystal:
We need

an Espresso maker.

Donny:
That's true, we do.

Bart:
One last thing.

Finally... this.

Ugh, where'd you

get that awful thing?

How can you give that away?

I'm gonna paint him something

else, like a hawk or a wolf.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

that was your wedding present.

It's fine, he doesn't

want the painting.

It's a constant reminder

of failure and heartbreak.

Why would he want it?

Wow, thanks, Bart.

Sorry, well, obviously

everybody wants this,

so who's got the

most money left?

Donny hasn't spent

any of his cash.

I'd like to return

the Espresso maker.

Can I get that money back?

Mm-mm, no refunds.

You should take it.

Are you sure?

I feel kind of bad.

- Andy:
Yeah.

- Not really my taste.

Okay, I'd love to have it.

Amazing.

Donny:

I have an Andy painting now.

Laser:
Yay!

Wait, your last name's

not Warhol, is it?

Bart:
Stupid.

Andy:
Uh, I like to

put it on everything.

- Ketchup.

- Yes!

Uh, okay, okay, ooh, this is

my least favorite thing ever.

People that wear

sandals with dirty feet?

Uh, yes, but no.

- Sports.

- Yes!

Um, um, um, I really, I

want to, I want to eat a...

- Taco!

- Yes, yeah!

How'd you know that?

I just said want

I wanted to eat.

Taco, we won.

Glenn:
Uh, it's better

if you close the curtain.

Yeah, sorry, it's hard to fit.

We can fit.

- I think this is a...

- We can fit.

I'm pretty sure

this is a two-person.

- No, we can fit.

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