I Love You Beth Cooper Page #4

getting all date-rapey with Treece.

-Oh.

-Oh.

So. where's the party?

This is it.

Here. this location.

Welcome.

Come on in.

Warning. roof may be blown off

due to excessive partying.

Well. go ahead.

princess.

Come on up. Yeah.

Watch your step.

Now entering

the party pod. captain.

Um....

Are we the first ones here?

Yeah.

we are never first.

l've never been

in this house before.

la festa es this way.

m bontas.

Por fayor. sweet and salty

comda for your comesting.

Everything's organic.

The pretzels are fat free.

Are you calling me fat?

What?

No. Not-- No.

Hey. come on. you. fat? Why would

he say that? He's not retarded.

My brother's retarded.

That's-- That was-- That's cold.

You probably don't even

have a brother.

No. he. uh-- He died.

Yeah. that was really--

You got me. that was....

l'm so sorry.

lt was a long time ago. but thanks.

Yeah.

What do you want.

Kevin?

l need beer.

Heh. heh. Yeah. you do.

Uh....

J:

Donde esta la beer

Coovemaster?

My dad doesn't drink beer.

We have champagne.

Ooh. Okay.

Champagne.

Bubbly goodness. Uh....

This is Cristal.

It's the drink of the pimps.

-''The pimps?''

-Mm-hm.

What do you know

about pimps?

Nothing. really.

Mm. Cristal seems to have

changed its logo and spelling.

Champagne makes me

do...things.

Girl. water makes you

do things.

Not regular water.

Ha. ha.

Oh. yeah. okay. l. uh....

Classic.

l told you.

No. l don't.

No!

No. you can't come here.

Yeah. well....

Maybe.

l'm busy right now. Kevin.

l want some of that.

No. l will not tell you

where l am or who l'm with...

...but l will tell you this. Kevin.

l'm drinking champagne.

Yep. And it is coming right....

Aah! Oh. God. Oh.

lt's okay. Oh.

Oh. nothing.

- Yeah.

Pfft. Heh.

l'll get this off here.

Would you hurry up?

Yeah. l'm sorry. It's just....

The internal pressure is 90 pounds

per square inch...

...so l don't really know

what the problem....

Don't you dare GPS me.

Oh. please.

-Are you okay?

- Yeah. l'm great.

l need ice!

Okay. Iet's see.

Frozen peas.

Really? Okay.

And frozen peas.

Frozen peas. Frozen peas.

Anything cold.

Okay. here. Something cold.

Here. come here.

Okay. here we go.

l'm sorry l'm so pathetic.

Let me tell you something:

All boys are pathetic.

Well. then l apologize

on behalf of all boys.

And sorry

for all the wars and stuff.

You're funny.

How does that feel?

Pretty good. l guess.

Did you hurt

your back?

Oh. Hee. hee.

Yeah. l hurt my back.

Ah. Ooh!

Party balloons.

-Those aren't party balloons.

-l know what they are.

So. is this what you

had planned for tonight?

No. those are my dad's.

Your dad's not hiding in

the closet or something?

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