I Love You Beth Cooper Page #2
l think you mean ''per,s, uade.''
not ''convince.
No. ma'am.
My hand.
it just slipped.
You know l can't allow you
to kill him on school property?
Yes. ma'am.
Baby. Not nice.
-You okay?
-Great. yeah.
Okay. You know. on the bright side.
-Whoo!
-Let's go!
School's out! We did it!
We did it! Party!
Ooh. That can't be good.
Losers!
All right.
keep in touch.
So. Iook. l'm not gay.
you know. so.... Yeah.
Okay. yeah.
No. l mean. it's cool
if you are. too. really.
Really. l'm not.
No soy homo.
All right.
That's awesome.
What makes you
think l'm gay?
l don't know-- Everybody
thinks you're gay. Rich.
Well. they don't know me.
You know me.
What makes you
think l'm gay?
Okay. l got an idea.
l'm Robin Hood.
You're Friar Tuck.
We get your dad's camcorder and
we do a shot-for-shot re-creation...
...of their climactic
sword fight...
...using our boners. Ha.
Nothing in particular.
l guess.
Well. l mean. is it
because of Drama Club?
Because. you know. a lot of
professional actors aren't gay.
More than half.
Rich. it's just that all through
high school and even before...
...you never really
had a girlfriend.
-Neither did you.
-l tried.
Oh. ha. ha. ha. Patty Keck?
-Her. yes.
-Your secret shame.
My point is...l had one.
Just so you know. making out
with a girl like that...
l'm not sure that's not gay.
What is this? Give me it.
Let go of it. l wanna see.
-No.
-Wow.
Whatever.
-That's awesome. iPod.
-lt's silly.
No. that's really nice.
That's great.
Yeah. my mom and dad
gave it....
Dude. you know what
l got for graduation?
-No.
-A bill.
Yeah. my dad says l owe
him 233.850 bucks.
A quarter of a million dollars?
And then they expect you
to buy your own shoes.
Yeah. Well. no. that includes 50 grand
for ''wear and tear'' on my mother.
She is pretty worn and torn.
you know.
Yeah.
Well. in any case. l'm sorry
your dad's such a dick.
And it was completely itemized.
very detailed.
Who knew he was
paying attention?
Hey-o.
-Check out the new kicks.
-Oh. cool.
Two paychecks. Very Gene Kelly.
circa 1 945. don't you think?
-Yeah. They're nice.
-Dude.
Don't be so nervous.
She's not gonna come.
l'm not nervous. l'm particular.
There's a difference.
You know what.
they can smell fear.
-No. they can't.
-l can smell it.
-Ooh.
-Ooh.
-Fear.
-Mm.
You know. puberty has done
nothing but screw me.
Dude. what are you doing?
l'm airing out my shirt.
-What?
-Come on.
l don't want a stinky shirt.
Dude. Ha. ha. ha.
Why are you laughing?
This is how you do this.
Hey. Mom. Dad.
Well. it looks like this
party's well underway.
Hola. Mrs. C.
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