I Love You, Man Page #3

- Great bout.

- F*** off!

Bro, really sorry I lost my sh*t out there.

I just did not see that

In Quartata coming.

Hey, man, don't worry.

You know, you came in

with a pretty sweet glissade.

Anybody seen my manchette?

Did you look under your plastron,

dick wicker?

- F*** you, Larry!

- F*** you, Eugene.

- Classic.

- Thank you, Larry.

Hey, so you guys want to,

like, get some grub

or grab a beer or something?

We're actually heading up

to Joshua Tree tonight.

Oh, yeah? What's going on up there?

We're just doing this thing

for Eugene, you know.

Kind of a bachelor party/camping trip

kind of thing, you know.

I didn't even know

you were getting married.

Yeah. Taking the leap next Sunday.

- Great.

- Dirty little slut.

He's gonna lose his virginity finally.

I've f***ed my girlfriend. He's kidding.

Right on! Very cool.

Very, very cool. That's cool.

I would've invited you, man.

I just didn't think that you'd be into it.

You never really come out with us

after practice and stuff.

Oh, no, dude... Don't even.

It's so fine. Really.

Thanks, though. Thank you, but...

You know, it's funny, actually.

I just got engaged myself.

- Wow. That's awesome.

- You did? Congratulations.

- Mazel tov.

- That's great.

Good luck with that.

- Thank you. And you, too.

- Thanks.

Yeah.

All right, well,

we should probably hit the road.

- Traffic.

- Yes.

- Have a blast.

- Shotgun.

- We'll be back on Wednesday, right?

- Yeah.

Play a U2 record while you're there.

- Good. 'Cause of Joshua Tree.

- That's right.

It's hilarious, know what I mean?

No, I'm serious.

You know what my favorite nights are?

Hanging out with you girls,

and I can do that guilt-free

because Barry loves hanging out

with his friends, too.

I mean, every weekend,

there's a golf getaway,

a ski trip, a weekend in Vegas.

Wait, Vegas? You're not worried

he's gonna cheat on you?

He's 40 pounds overweight

with a Jewfro and a small dick.

Look, I love the guy to death,

but I'm far and away

the best-looking woman

he's ever gonna get,

and I'm only a 7, so, come on.

Oh, my God. You're not a 7.

Peter's not a freakazoid.

I don't know, Zo.

I mean, I think this is kind of serious.

A guy without friends

can be really clingy.

Like, my brother-in-law

drives my sister crazy.

He's always like,

"When are you gonna be home?

"Where're you going?

Can I come with you?

"But nothing's on TV.

What am I gonna do?"

- That's... No, come on. What the...

- "Be home before midnight."

Peter's not like that. Please.

He's just not like that.

Well, just wait.

But anyway, you've got six bridesmaids

and a maid of honor.

It's gonna be a little weird

if we're walking down the aisle alone.

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