I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! Page #5
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the feeling when you see your first kid.
It's like... It's like nobody
ever had one before.
It's... Oh, my God.
Oh, I'd like to lily your lollies.
Oh, where do they come from?
What do they want from me?
Can't you stop for a second, Murray?
When they stop, I'll stop.
They know you're looking at them,
driving you crazy, and they love it.
How can you tell me
...when you mentally rape
What has my looking
have to do with my marriage?
- It's dishonest, Murray.
- No, it's not, Harold. No, it is not.
I love my wife and I love my kids.
And I love you.
You're an animal, Murray.
You're an animal.
Herbie will be right out.
Hi.
I'm Nancy.
How do you do?
Groovy car.
- What a beautiful day for a funeral.
Mars and Neptune
are at the 10th angle.
You're lucky.
And Mr. Foley's lucky...
...because by tomorrow
Saturn starts ingressing into Aries.
Pardon me, did you just say
that you knew Mr. Foley?
No. Herbie told me.
And he sounds like a beautiful man.
He picked Herbie up in his arms
and he breathed life into him.
- It's a beautiful thing to do.
- What are you talking about?
When Herbie fell off the stool
when you had a store in Boyle Heights.
He saved Herbie's life.
- He saved my life.
- You too?
- That man was a saint.
- Where did you get all this from?
You don't know how much
Herbie is the most sensitive man
I've ever known.
- But then, all Scorpios are sensitive.
- Hiya, Harold.
What...? What...?
What are you trying to do to me,
kill your mother?
I'm wearing the traditional
burial outfit of the Hopi Indians.
It's beautiful.
Foley was a Catholic, not an Indian.
It's all the same.
It's all man and God. It's love.
Herbie.
Herbie.
Let me buy you a nice new suit.
Just for the funeral.
This is what I'm wearing, Harold.
Herbie, look...
...I realize that I'm a square.
- I know that, I know that.
- Yeah.
But you gotta understand
that there could be two sides to this.
I mean, you think?
How is Mrs. Foley gonna feel...?
I mean, how is she gonna feel
when she sees...
...Tonto at the cemetery?
Hey, Harold, I am not
wearing this to bug anybody.
I'm wearing it because
Well, take that fakakta feather
out of your hair...
...and wash that stupid paint
off your face!
- Really uptight.
- I am!
Uptight, or whatever that is.
Okay, okay. I'll tell you what.
I'll let you have
the feather or the paint.
You'll let me have the feather
or the paint?
Right.
Take the feather out of your hair.
Okay, put the feather back and
cover up the paint with your hands.
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