
I Kill Giants
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- 2017
- 106 min
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Uh-huh, so that's just for the nose job.
Oh! The cheeks as well.
Oh, that seems more reasonable.
All right, I'll call you back.
Thank you. Hi, Sam!
- Sir.
- You wanted to talk to me about...
Uh, the marathon. The Portland
Marathon is this weekend.
Ah, you know I love a marathon!
Starting with the logo for the race...
- Oh.
- You'll see the runner
and the globe, 'cause
we're a global city.
- I love it!
- Yeah.
For those that finish the race,
they get this coin.
Oh, I love a novelty coin.
And just the last little
detail here is the route.
- Hate it.
- What?
Everything else you brought
me filled me with excitement,
but this... this...
I mean, from a bird's eye view,
it looks like a soggy cereal flake.
No, no, no, let's forget
this amorphous shape.
And let's give this city a route
they can really appreciate.
Let's make the route a blooming rose!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Toni, I don't understand.
You're just gonna leave me all
alone here in Portland? Why?
Candace, I'm just gone for a few days.
You're gonna be fine.
I'm not gonna be fine.
- Are you gonna miss me?
- Of course.
of every hour of every single day, Toni.
That is really scary and very sweet,
but try to focus on
something else, okay?
- Bye.
- Bye, Toni, bye! Good-bye!
[SOBBING]
Oh, hi, Dolly You're Dolly?
Candace?
You're my new best friend!
Welcome!
You look a little bit different
from your Airbnb profile photo.
Oh, that's Cate Blanchett.
My sister told me that she
didn't live in Portland!
Well, your sister's a
stupid idiot, come on.
You got wheels on that, right?
Yes.
This is so lovely. Thank you so
much for letting me stay here.
It's my pleasure.
I can't wait to share my life with you
and to become entwined
with you at every level.
Well, I'll just... just
be here for a week.
Okay. You really are fit, aren't you?
How do you stay in shape
to run these marathons?
What I do is really just
focus on being positive
and then I just see running as
an extension of my optimism.
Like all of life! I just relish it.
Wow, that's fascinating.
The only thing I'm positive about
is how dumb 1,000% of human beings are.
I'm telling you, if I didn't
carry so much hate in my heart
for humanity, I'd be dead.
It gives me a reason to wake up.
I don't really see...
see the use in anger.
I... I like to see the good...
I just want to take wallpaper
paste and gift wrapping paper
and just put it over everyone's face.
Don't you ever feel like that?
No.
Well, let me poison and corrupt you.
[PHONE CHIMES]
[PHONE VIBRATING]
Less than five horrific
things have happened
in the last 24 hours.
I know, so stressful.
Look at my skin.
I know, me too.
Stress.
[PHONE VIBRATING]
"Long distance running
shown to alleviate stress."
Did you read this?
- Yeah, I saw it earlier.
- Huh.
Hey, isn't the Portland
Marathon coming up?
I think so.
What if we tried that?
Yeah, we could.
I don't think you just jump into that.
We might need, like, a trainer.
Definitely.
All right, I can look
one up, I just, ah,
I really need to pop this zit first.
Sure.
Ow! Ow!
There you go, Sam. Just
the way you like it.
Thank you, sir.
Now, in order to
complete the Rose Route,
we're gonna need to close
down Mohawk Street
between Colombia and Lombard.
We're also gonna need...
Look, I'm sure we can all agree
on how creative and beautiful
a rose-shaped running route is,
but in order for you to gain access,
we're gonna have to get
something in return.
This is a quid pro quo situation, sir.
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