I Feel Lonely

Season #1 Episode #1

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[Kate] My taxes are super high.

[Nick] Aren't you to old to be doing taxes?

[Kate] These aren't my taxes. These are my parents.

[Nick] That's messed up. My parents do their own taxes. I don't do them.

[Kate] That's because you don't know how to do taxes and you're scared you might mess up something.

[Nick] I hate when you're right.

[Kate] And alright, I'm finally done.

[Nick] Finally? You've been doing them for a week now.

[Kate] I need to take my time.

*theme song plays*

[Kate] Why are you wearing a mask?

[Nick] Um hello? 2020!

[Kate] It's 2021! Get over it!

[Nick] I hate when you're right.

[Kate] I know! I'm always perfect! And I swear to god if you're ever right, I'm gonna kill you. Do you understand?

[Nick] Yes! Now shut up! I need to play my game!

[Kate] What you need is homework!

[Nick] What the heck? Why?

[Kate] Cause I'm smarter than you!

[Nick] What's 2 times 2?

[Kate] 67. Easy question!

[Nick] Yeah! And you say I'm not smart.

[Kate] Wanna go to the park?

[Nick] Of course I do!

[Kate] Looks like no one's here. Alright, let's do this!

[Nick] This is so much fun!

[Kate] How? You're on a swing. I don't get how that's fun.

[Nick] Aren't you a bit old and big for that?

[Kate] No! I can do it! Watch me!

[Nick] You're going to hell for this. You know that right?

[Kate] No I'm not! Shut up! Shoot! I'm stuck.

[Nick] Ha!

[Kate] It's not funny!

[Nick] You're really going to hell.

[Kate] Phew!

[Nick] Dang it! I was gonna record you.

[Kate] Wanna go back?

[Nick] Sure. My life sucks anyways.

[Kate] If your life sucks, then it must really suck.

[Nick] Rude!

[Kate] I don't like you.

[Nick] I don't like you either.

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