I Am Not a Serial Killer Page #4

-Go!

This door will be locked

in future!

-Who told you?

-He told a school counselor,

who told me.

Lucky for you, she didn't tell

principal Layton.

Apparently you gave him

nightmares, John.

-Rob Anders is a bully.

- Doesn't mean you can threaten

to kill him.

-I, I didn't.

-And then there's

what happened in the mortuary.

What is it?

What set you off?

-It all just feels so close.

This is, this is nowhere.

It isn't supposed to happen here

it's supposed to be

somewhere else, you know.

-Okay. Let me ask you this.

Who were you talking to just

before rob Anders upset you?

-Oh, it was just some girl.

- She have a name?

- Her, her name is Brooke.

-Cute?

-Little young for you, doctor.

-Yes. Barrow's goldeneye.

Come here.

Have a look at this.

Here.

Straight over there.

Have a look.

Do you see it?

-Oh..

Yeah. A duck.

-That's a very rare duck.

So don't go killin' it.

I haven't seen one

in over 5 years.

Actually you can see the eyes,

they're very beautiful

more Amber really than gold.

It catches the light,

no matter where they are.

Exceptional.

- Hey, you fishing?

-Huh?

-Are you goin' fishing?

-Ice fishing.

- Do you need a hand

with that stuff there?

Let me just...Take that

off your hands.

Yeah, I used to go fishing

all the time up north.

- Oh, is that right?

- Yeah, my uncle has a cabin..

-Oh, good.

-Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you mind if I come along?

-Uh, well..

-How far off you going?

-Well, far enough.

You're gonna need a -- a hat

out there though, right?

-Uh..

...i bought you a hat.

- Here.

We're not gonna tell your mom

about this, okay?

Right now she is simultaneously

trying to stuff a Turkey

and wipe away tears.

-She's crying?

-Uh-huh.

Mother of all blow ups

yesterday with Lauren

who's now not coming

to Thanksgiving dinner tonight.

That leaves you and me, sport.

Go and wash.

I need you to come out of your

head for a couple hours, okay?

Give her a hand..

...make her realize she still

has one loving child left.

Or at least pretend.

-Urgh!

-Oh, I had to stop by Ron's

for that file he forgot

and he, uh, he told me a joke.

You wanna hear it?

-Sure.

- What's small and grey

and screws in the walls?

-I don't know..

John, can you

scoot across

to the watsons and

ask bev for some vanilla?

-Uh..

Yeah, sure.

- Keep it up you loser.

- Hi, John.

-Uh, vanilla.

-Vanilla?

-Uh, yeah, vanilla.

-Vanilla, like, ice cream?

-Um, you know,

I'm not, I'm not really sure.

Mom just said we needed some.

-Here you go, John.

It's for cooking.

- This is Ted rath

with an update

on the Clayton

killer situation.

Now this reporter

has discovered there is

an Emmet t. Openshaw

an Arizona man who disappeared

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