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ED:
Enjoy your dinner!

I don't know why

you had to be so mean to him.

- I am not being mean to him.

- He could've come.

I'm just setting boundaries,

that's all.

He works for me,

he's not family.

Okay, well, I think he's nice.

Yeah,

and he's a lot older than you.

- He's 28, he told me.

- And you're 17.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(BEEPING)

(MOANING)

(GASPING)

(BEEPING)

(MOANING)

(MOANING)

(SIGHING)

(MUSIC CONTINUES

PLAYING FROM RADIO)

(KAITLYN SIGHING)

(TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND)

- Hey.

- ROSE:
Hey.

- Something wrong?

- No, nothing.

(SIGHING)

I got the mammogram today,

you know I hate them.

I do.

But it's always fine

and you're always fine.

I know.

I love you.

And I love you.

(BELL RINGING)

(STUDENTS CHATTING)

BOY:
Dare you to do it.

KAITLYN:
Oh, my God,

maybe I guess.

BOY:
Hey, what are you doing

this weekend?

GIRL:
Well what do you think?

I thought we were going

to that party.

That's what I want to do.

I don't want to sit around,

I want to go out.

ED:
Hey!

Kaitlyn!

Ed?

Hey.

ED:
Come on, jump in,

I'll give you a ride home.

KAITLYN:
Hey, how do you...

Where did you...

She's fine,

I'm giving her a ride.

(ENGINE REVVING)

Sure, why not?

Text me later.

Bye.

Bye, later, friend-o.

(POP MUSIC PLAYING

OVER RADIO)

(ED WHISTLING)

So, was that guy your boyfriend?

Sort of.

Uh huh.

He seems

a little immature for you.

We grew up together, so...

We're mostly just friends.

So you haven't had sex yet?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Your dad'd kill me.

(ED WHISTLING)

FEMALE NEWSREADER: Major stock

market indexes are higher today.

Investors are focusing

on companies that beat...

MIKE:
Oh, boy-o.

...their earnings estimates.

The Lunberg 991

Washington DC index

is up one percent, a good...

MIKE:
Ah, you little sh*t!

He's out back, go talk to him.

(KAITLYN LAUGHING)

Dad, Ed got me the new phone.

Yeah, I get 'em

for practically nothing, I...

- Dude, let's have a chat.

- ED:
Something, something wrong?

You can't give

my daughter a phone.

KAITLYN:
Dad!

You can't give her a ride,

either.

- KAITLYN:
Dad, that's so-

- MIKE:
Just be quiet.

- KAITLYN:
He's being nice!

- ED:
She asked me to.

KAITLYN:
Why do you

take his side?

MIKE:
I don't care! Okay?

What is the problem?

He's trying to be nice!

- It's just a phone.

- No, it's not.

I mean, why are we even

having this conversation?

I don't know,

I didn't do anything wrong.

Ed, boy-o,

this isn't working for me.

Mike, we're friends.

No, no, no.

You work for me, okay?

Actually, you know,

you don't anymore.

You're out of here, all right?

Tomorrow, clear your desk out.

Mike.

- Good luck, Ed!

- ED:
Mike!

MIKE:
Kaitlyn!

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