Hunting Piranha (IOkhota na Piranyu)

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The secret installation

Hands up!

Hold it!

- Where is my Dad?

- Over there.

- How are you doing?

- Fine.

- What's this?

- This is the joy of life.

All right. What is this?

- Who is that?

- My Mom.

- Who is this?

- lt is you.

- And who is this?

- lt is me.

- And who is that man?

- This is Uncle Vova.

Good boy!

Take this.

Don't open the door!

We have an emergency.

This is an emergency. Code Red.

Put on protective overalls

and prepare for evacuation!

Run!

Attention! Code 16.

We have a Code Red emergency.

Evacuate all the personnel!

Send the disactivation team in!

Block all passages

and prepare for the quarantine!

Don't do that!

Back off!

Freeze!

Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!

- Run away!

- Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

PlRANHA

This is Kirill Mazour. Leave your message

after the beep. Thanks.

Comrade Captain First Rank!

You have an appointment with

the formation chief at 10:20.

This message is delivered by

Senior Lieutenant Platonov.

Captain Mazour is on the phone.

Damn!

Kirill Mazour has 20 years

of experience in subversive operations

He's now a Navy Captain First Rank.

lt equals the Army rank of a Colonel.

Participated in 25 combat

operations. 7 wounds.

Has 14 combat decorations

of our country.

Right now he's serving as an instructor

in the Piranha special ops unit.

Piranha?

What about the geography

of the operations?

Hey, man!

So you'll have to wait with that

for some more time.

Glagolev came to your firm.

Have they found the dumbest

kids on the block?

Nope. The best kids.

l haven't had a vacation for 5 years.

l wanted to go hunting to the taiga. Gone!

Take a philosophical look at all that.

The case is dead meat.

What's up? That's better.

l have all these formalities.

For you, it will look

more like an outing.

Well, it is necessary anyway...

ls it all right? You'll get to know

my native land better...

Ouch!

- Thanks.

- Never mind.

What was l talking about?

l don't remember.

What did you say about the name

of your native place? ls it Zarechye?

- How are you?

- Fine.

Meet General Glagolev.

From this moment on he's in charge.

Be seated, Colonel.

First of all, l'd like you

to understand that

all the information about this mission

is top secret

lt concerns everyone in this room too.

That's why any leak

be it intentional or by neglect

about the place, timing or

any other details of this operation

to anyone except those present here

- is qualified as high...

- treason.

- Right.

- That's good.

Gimme the map.

A secret military storage installation is

situated here at the bottom of this lake.

Our satellites registered suspicious

activitity in the vicinity of the facility.

lt might be a false alarm,

but it is worth checking anyway.

The most important thing is

that this lake pretty soon

might augment the Chinese territory

in the company of other debatable areas.

That's why

the territory of the storage facility is

to be urgently de-activated and after that

the facility itself is to be blown up.

This is the gist of your mission.

l'll need the access to your archives.

- as well as any relevant data on the subject.

- You won't need it.

You are charged with being

only a guide to that place.

You'll travel there in the company

of our agent.

- What agent?

- Ask Khmelnitskaya to come in.

What Khmelnitskaya?

Colonel, meet our reserve

captain Khmelnitskaya

Olga Anatolyevna.

She specializes in chemical

and biological research.

- This is Colonel Mazour.

- Glad to meet you.

As far as l understand, the advance

to the location is supposed to be covert.

l assume we might use a raft

or even walk through the taiga on foot.

Have you ever been to the taiga, lady?

l'm not a lady, but a captain

in the first place.

A reserve one. l got it.

You've never been out there.

No, l can't do that. Being a guide

is one thing and being a nanny...

l won't agree to this mission.

Kill him! He's hit me.

Do you have the slightest idea

who your counterparts are?

Do you understand their attitudes?

This broad was sniffing the coke right

in front of them in the restaurant.

Powder?

He must give the powder back to me.

Listen to me.

She is my woman

and only l can teach her any lessons.

lf you ever touch her again,

l'll kill you.

Do they take the shipment?

l must give them another call.

Please do.

- Did you serve a prison sentence?

- Are we already on such short terms?

May l ask you a straight question?

Are you referring to your guesses

in the elevator.

Yes, l have a 36D, but don't worry.

You're not a man of my dreams.

Thanks for the information.

l'll feel safer about my virginity.

But this is not the issue.

What's in this storage facility?

l'm not authorized to disclose

this information to you.

A great chat.

- Let's get to the riverbank.

- What for?

Do you find any pervert pleasure in

asking this question? You know why.

- Again?

- lt is my metabolism.

And don't hammer me with your glances.

How can l? Even a spade won't

be enough to kill a girl like you.

Listen, l'll be very obliged to you

if you stop your torrent of placid

jokes for some time.

- Let's make tit-for-tat deal. l stop my jokes.

- You'll keep trying anyway.

l won't even try. And you stop making me

park at the riverside every two hours.

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