Synopsis: The story of a bunch of misfits whose misconception about each others backgrounds end up in a series of chaotic, yet comic outcomes. Aftab and Rimi play two strangers who have to pretend that are a married couple in order to get a place to live. Paresh Rawal plays a rich, yet ground to earth businessman whose business is named after his wife Anjali. Akshaye Khanna plays a young man starting a new business in electronic ware. Things get complicated when Rimi Sen goes to Paresh Rawal's house in search of a job & meets Akshaye Khanna who falls in love with her thinking she is Paresh Rawal's daughter. Paresh Rawal's wife thinks that he is having an affair with Rimi Sen & while Paresh Rawal thinks his wife is having an affair with Akshaye Khanna due to Rimi Sen and her having the same name. Then comes in Shakti Kapoor whose daughter falls in love with a guy pretending to be Paresh Rawal's son and soon everything gets out of control.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Priyadarshan
Production: Venus
  10 nominations.
153 min

Fun and excitement...

all the fun and excitement

"Is it love, or a battle?

A colour you cant see..."

"I can figure out nothing, Lord!"

"Everyones all tied up,

what predicament is this?"

"They walk together,

and yetis there a tussle"

To make them see reason...

"is difficult

to make them see reason"

"The actors that perform

in this play..."

they do perform a drama

Fun and excitement...

all the fun and excitement

Hurry! Its time for school

Jungle! Rascal! Idiot!

- Step on the brakes!

"Youre a girl, and you abuse me?

- You want me to applaud you?"

Why did you push me?

- When did I? You ran into me

You deliberately rammed into me

and now youre talking back!

I know roadside loafers like you.

You see a girl and get into the act!

Watch your tongue! You broke

the button on my shirt...

and now youre calling me a loafer?

Where will I get a button from?

How about the dress which you spoilt?

You know what the laundry bill comes to?

Cant you wash your own clothes?

- Had I the time...

"Id show you what else I can wash.

- Go, get lost"

"Get going!

- Go, go away"

God! I didnt know

youd have such daring

You came away to Mumbai without

telling anyone at home

What would you have done

if I wasnt here?

It didnt occur to me at all.

Had I stayed there another day...

my mother wouldve got me married

to the local landlords son

"So whats wrong? You have to

marry someone, dont you?"

But that chaps a nut.

Hes a real moron

My father had borrowed a lot of money

from his father...

for my education and for

my mothers treatment

My father died under

the burden of the debt...

"and hes now pestering my mother.

He says, if you cant repay the debt..."

have your daughter married

to my son

He doesnt even want any dowry.

- You mean your life is...

the sum total of the debt

and the interest

So what do you want to do?

- I must find a job at any cost

Ive got to repay the debt

and get rid of the landlord

"Any job will do.

- Easier said than done, Anjali"

Im living here with a friend

whos an air-hostess

"Shell be here by 10:30 next Friday.

Till then, you can stay here"

"But once she arrives, itll be

difficult for you to live here"

"Im sorry, but you mustnt

take that badly, Anjali"

Ive got enough money to see me

through a couple of months

If only I could find a room

till I find a job

Lets see what we can do.

Im getting late. I must leave

When love is one-sided...

its a punishment

"When love is requited,

its fun"

Quiet! Were talking about life

and death and youre hollering away!

"Come around, darling.

- No"

So it has to do with love!

Ill sing a romantic number...

the lady will immediately agree.

- Ive agreed. For a divorce

Im not giving it to you!

- Ive got great number for divorce...

but its a bit romantic and...

- Sing it for your wife!

Now sing a song for losses!

Youre more of a mosquito repellent!

Youve been driving the customers away

"Ill be a great singer some day, sir.

That is my dream"

"Pipe-dream. Go away

- Todays the 4th., sir..."

When did I say its the 34th?

- My salary...?

I have it all worked out.

300 bucks. Let me have it

"But we settled at 4000 rupees.

- Sure, we did"

You do get a salary of 4000.

But who pays for your stay here?

Who pays for your food

and your laundry?

It works out to 4300. Your salarys

4000. So let me have 300 rupees

"But this is a fraud, sir!

- Really?"

So go and find another job.

Get lost!

Hey Bholu! Your milks getting

thinner and thinner every day

Are you pouring water in it?

"I swear, Ive never

adulterated milk with water"

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Priyadarshan (born Priyadarshan Soman Nair; 30 January 1957) is an Indian film director, producer, and screenwriter. In a career spanning over three decades, he has directed more than 90 films in various Indian languages, predominantly in Malayalam and Hindi, while also having done six films in Tamil and two in Telugu. Priyadarshan began his career in Malayalam cinema in the early 1980s and was active throughout the 1980s and 1990s. Towards 2000s, he moved to Bollywood (Hindi cinema) and was active throughout the decade. He has done about 26 films in Hindi alone, the highest number of films done by any Bollywood director after David Dhawan. In 2013, he announced that Rangrezz would be his last Hindi film for a while and shifted focus to Malayalam cinema.Best known for his comedy films, Priyadrshan has also experimented with some action and thriller films. His collaborations with Mohanlal were highly popular in Malayalam cinema during the 1980s and 1990s, with most notable films being Poochakkoru Mookkuthi, Mazha Peyyunnu Maddalam Kottunnu, Thalavattam, Vellanakalude Nadu, Chithram, Vandanam, Kilukkam, Abhimanyu, Mithunam, Thenmavin Kombath, and Kala Pani. Other Malayalam actors he frequently collaborate are: Kuthiravattam Pappu, Jagathy Sreekumar, Innocent, Nedumudi Venu, Sreenivasan, Sukumari, Mukesh and Mammukoya. Priyadarshan was one of the first directors in India to introduce rich color grading, clear sound and quality dubbing through his early Malayalam films. He is known for adapting stories from Malayalam films into Bollywood, from his own work as well as other films. Most notable such Bollywood films include Hera Pheri, Hungama, Hulchul, Garam Masala, Bhagam Bhag, Chup Chup Ke, Dhol, and Bhool Bhulaiyaa. His multiple collaborations in Hindi include Tabu, Paresh Rawal, Akshay Kumar, Akshaye Khanna, and Suniel Shetty. In 2007, his Tamil film Kanchivaram won the National Film Award for Best Feature Film. In 2012, the Government of India honoured him with Padma Shri, India's fourth highest civilian award for his contribution towards the arts. Priyadarshan has also directed many advertisement films. His most popular commercials are for Coca-Cola, American Express, Nokia, Parker Pens, Asian Paints, Kinley and Max New York Life Insurance. more…

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