Human Zoo

Help me! Oh my God, Srdjan!

Help me!

Give me your knife!

F*** you! You son of a b*tch.

I'll kill you!

- I don't have it.

- Find something!

- Down the hall! Get some f***ing ice!

- Help me, please!

Miss, not that way.

Section's clear.

This section is clear.

Only women getting water.

Orders to take them. Even Shqiptare

whores are to be moved.

Is this how you want

all women treated'?

Do your job.

Check my sights.

They must be off.

Oh, I get it. You think I only want

to help you so I can f*** you.

Well, let's get that out of the way.

Of course I want to f*** you.

Most guys would.

And some girls.

But they I promise never to try to

annoy you with sexual advances.

You already know what I'm thinking.

I just want to hang out with you!

You still look good to me!

Still, still.

Wait that's a French word isn't it'?

Does it mean how I'm using it'?

Still. Still!

Bonjour, Adria.

Thank you.

From the bakery by your work'?

- Do you want some'?

- No, thank you.

Adria, come!

It's okay. I just stopped by to say hi.

I will have to go.

Why'? A date'?

Adria, I'll walk out with you then.

I exhausted every legal avenue.

Srdjan Vasiljevic is wanted

for war crimes no less.

If you apply for asylum...

you know better than I

your association will come out

This is not a dilemma of moral.

This is my life.

I'm in the cracks.

I don't care about rules.

Until they suit you'?

One of the problems my agency

has to address, but hasn't:

People born in Corsica

are French nationals.

The separatist pride...

which I'm sure you know all about...

keeps many natives from

ever leaving the island.

Unscrupulous people sell their

legal birth certificates.

But a resourceful person

can find one...

and use it to acquire

a legal passport.

Funny how a government

deemed unfit...

makes you so.

I hate these f***ers!

There are a**holes everywhere.

I hate anyone shooting at me.

- What the f*** are we doing here'?

- This is our land, right'?

Our land'?

Just because they bred like rats and

overpopulated it doesn't make it theirs.

You're right.

They're right too.

We need to kill every single

ignorant animal.

I agree. You should start with my

ignorant neighbors in Novi Sad.

You're not devoted, private!

You don't have what it takes.

We are better than these Shqiptare.

We're the superior race.

I think I'm better than everyone.

F*** your race!

Get the commander!

What the f*** is this?

The eyes of the world.

What was that'?

Someone's supplying with

heavier weapons.

You and your gang must be

losing the PR campaign.

My new mandate.

No purebreds.

That one's already mixed.

I'll make a new breed.

You want a go at it while

I start on the little one'?

Or you can find us some back up.

Back up now.

You jealous?

You want to clean her filth from me'?

Get away!

He's a traitor! He freed the prisoners!

Kill 'em all!

Milan no!

She's out.

She's tied.

Listen,

tell the others I'm deserting.

Let someone else come after me, if you

don't want to have to try and kill me.

Do you think Mr. Barr is cute'?

No!

I hate mustaches!

I do. He looks like he's got

a body under his suit.

I saw you strutting and

throwing your look.

During the lesson she was like this.

You're crazy.

He wouldn't know what

to do with me anyway.

The only thing he can

get from you is fired.

- You help me'?

- Of course.

- Is it good'?

- Yes, it is.

I can't bare myself.

It's awful to live with me!

She agrees with you.

Howdy, hottie.

Want an alibi'?

Did you ask him'?

Excuse me, sir'? My wife and I are

looking for the Museum of Art.

I don't understand.

I'm sorry.

Where's the Museum of Art'?

What'?

Are you English?

We are looking for the Museum of Art.

It's somewhere around here...

I don't understand.

That was fun.

Peanut butter!

You're American.

- I'm Shawn. You are'?

- What's wrong with you'?

Best defense... I saved your life

and that's how you thank me'?

- You didn't save my life.

- Yes, I did.

- I'm being sarcastic.

- Thank you.

If you leave now without leaving

me taking you to dinner...

I'm calling the cops.

Joking.

It's a joke.

I don't trust you. Why'd you say that

if you don't mean it'? It's not funny.

I thought it was pretty funny.

- The look on your face is...

- Please don't call the police.

Stop. Wait. The reason that

I helped you is because...

F*** that guy! I wanted you to see

I want to hang out with you.

I don't want you to trust me.

Let me take you to dinner and

you can decide by my actions.

Ice cream.

You swallowed it'?

I didn't mean to, but it happened.

I took what I could and now I'm here

He was a pretty bad guy, huh'?

Not so bad. The stories seem much

worse when we hear them.

You don't play very well, do you'?

Think I can handle that'?

Excuse me, party man.

- F*** America!

- Yeah, right, f*** those wankers!

Bloody good for nothing.

Who needs 'em, right'?

F*** you, you piece of sh*t!

F*** Australia!

So you just hate everybody'?

You're cool.

You must be one of those tough guys.

You know what'?

You need to teach me a lesson.

I deserve it.

Tell him how cool he'll be

if he beats me up.

I f*** you up, b*tch!

You can try.

That's so hot!

F*** you, f*ggot!

You know what'? I'm not even gay,

but if I win the duel...

I'm going to f*** you in front of all

these people just to piss you off!

Where are you going?

But you're so tough.

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