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Without sex, you'll go wrong.

Your wife will ask herself:

"He gives me love, but not sex.

"Love, food, clothing, everything,

"but not sex.

"What can I do with this man?"

What will happen to our home?

The home will collapse,

because after love must come sex.

And that's ultimately

why love exists.

Otherwise, there's nothing.

Oh, wow!

What a question to ask me...

If I've had lovers?

To be honest, I've never had any.

I haven't...

I went to parties,

but I didn't go to dances, because,

to tell you the truth,

I never learned to dance.

I tried, but it didn't work.

So, I gave up.

When you marry someone,

you marry them as they are.

At a given moment,

you love them the way they are.

I had an accident.

I lost my arms and legs.

She didn't marry a guy

with no arms or legs.

But she stood it

for a number of years.

We ended up separating,

we got a divorce.

I had to start a new life.

It took me 3 years

to get over the break-up.

After 3 years, I said to myself:

"You can't stay on your own!"

So, I signed up on the internet

to a dating site.

At first, I just put a head shot.

The rest was a surprise.

I didn't show I had no arms or legs.

I had fun on the net,

but when I told people

about my handicap,

nobody answered me.

So, I announced my handicap

and one day, I met Suzanna.

There we are, love is possible.

We've been together for 8 years.

Suzanna has 3 girls, I have 2 boys.

We have a one-eyed dog,

4 cats, a guinea-pig.

It's one big reconstituted family.

Anything's possible.

I found love again.

And we really love each other.

I've been married to my husband

for 18 years now.

He has never said, "I love you,"

but I feel he does.

Sometimes,

eyes speak more than mouths.

When I was younger, I wondered

how people could live together

for so long,

without falling out of love.

I also couldn't imagine how people

could sleep

in the same bed for 20 years.

I thought it would be boring.

But it's not!

Every day,

I think,

"Yesterday, my love was weaker.

"Today, it's true love."

And then, a year goes by.

This love becomes even stronger.

When I go to bed at night,

I look at him and think,

if he died,

I could never replace him.

After being married for...

50 years, 49...

51 years.

My wife took seriously ill

just before we celebrated

our 50th wedding anniversary.

And she suffered terribly

for about 2 years

as an invalid.

For the last 2 years of her life,

I was her nurse,

I was her doctor, I was her friend,

I was her lover, I was her husband.

Everybody wanted me to get

a full-time nurse, day and night,

and she begged me not to.

She only wanted me to look after her.

And I loved doing it for her.

And I did it by myself.

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