Hudson Hawk Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 100 min
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HAWK:
At least I know it's the one
thing that will never...
It's changed. Hawk and Tommy enter into what has become
the ultimate pseudo-art deco-fern littered-nightmare,
packed with noisy, INSUFFERABLY SELF-ABSORBED YUPS.
A violently erotic and pretentious video plays upon
elevated T.V. sets set up all around the place.
HAWK:
.....Change.
Hawk's mouth gapes as he drifts by a sickening COUPLE
toasting wine coolers, and two very YOUNG BROKERS highfiving
each other after missing a dartboard.
TOMMY:
I didn't know how to tell you. A
couple brokers stopped in for Stoley
Spritzers one night. Next thing I
know Fast Track Digest votes us
"Watering Hole of the Month." Now,
I'm shopping for Aqua Salmon wallpaper.
HAWK:
I read about these people in Newsweek.
Where's all the regulars, Crazy Jeff
Cava, the Todd sisters, Indian Joe?
Where's Ed Kranepool's autograph? You
took down Captain Bob's steering wheel?
TOMMY:
All gone. But look on the bright
side, half the joint is yours.
Blackjack, get my irritable partner
a cappuccino. I gotta go be a boss.
Tommy lifts a piece of the bar and moves behind it.
Snatching up a menu, Hawk calls out...
HAWK:
Reindeer Goat cheese pizza? I
admit, I've been known to go wild
and order a Canadian Bacon in my
time, but.. reindeer goat cheese?
Hawk lights up a cigarette. A TORTOISE SHELL NON-SMOKER
immediately turns to him wearing a "Yes, I mind if you
smoke" button.
TORTOISE SHELL NON-SMOKER
Can you read....smoker?
HAWK:
Can you take a rainbow and sprinkle
it with dew, waxhead?
(CONTINUED)
12.
12 CONTINUED:
12No.
(Huh?)
TORTOISE SHELL NON-SMOKER
HAWK:
The Candy Man can, Felix. You
know, I thought this was a country
where you could do any stupid
thing you wanted; drive to work
naked, spank a chiropractor, make
love to a V.C.R. Maybe that's why
I became a random collector of
kneecaps.
Hey, big guy.
Have mine....
TORTOISE SHELL NON-SMOKER
Smoke all you want.
HAWK:
Thank you, Jesus.
The Non-smoker fumbles out a pack of cigarettes and
flees. Tommy slides a cappuccino in cup and saucer down
the bar saloon-style. A smiling Hawk picks it up, turns
away from the bar and closes his eyes, bringing the cup
to his lips until it EXPLODES re-splattering coffee over
Hawk's war-torn blazer. Nobody notices.
All Hawk sees is the usual sea of oblivious and loud
self-obsession until he scans to a far corner table of
Mafia types where a cocky thug ANTONY MARIO, smiling
directly at Hawk, thrusts a silencer-gun back down his
pants.
The threatening, hair-slicked-back leader, CESAR MARIO,
gives Hawk a come-hither finger wiggle.
With concern, Tommy watches Hawk walk over to them.
HAWK:
Cute shot, Antony.
ANTONY:
F*** you, Eddie.
With sudden ferocious anger, Hawk cracks Antony across
the jaw into a chair. A SCARFACED BODYGUARD, pulling
a knife, is kept in check by the cool Cesar.
HAWK:
Cesar Mario, Antony Mario, when
did the circus get in? Who killed
my monkey?
(CONTINUED)
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