Howard the Duck Page #5

Antibitics?

It must be mating seasn.

Creepy little dude.

Hey! Shrty!

It's Hward, thank yu,

and I'm taking a break.

Pardn me,

Yur Alneness...

...but we seem to hae

a plugged up airjet in number five.

- And?

- And...?

And since yu are suppsed

to be the water expert I asked fr...

...yu are ging to fix it!

Oh n...

N, n, n, wait, wait.

I gt a better idea! Wait, wait!

- I can't swim!

- Whps, kid, guess I slipped.

Dn't mind me.

I leae that creepy little dude

in here to clean this place up...

Hw am I suppsed to run

a class...

Guess I slipped.

Just came by to tell yu:

I quit!

Excuse me.

Getting ff. My stop.

Hi, there. Hw are yu?

Gd to see yu.

Yeah, same to yu!

Urban jungle!

Geez!

- What is that?

- hat's a duck...

- What is that thing?

- hat's a duck, man!

Forecasting our week of fair weather

for you duck hunters...

...and for our lucky field reporter,

Steve Cannelli.

Well, Bob, it's time to dust off those

decoys and practice that squawking...

...because duck hunting season

has officially opened.

- Duck hunting?

- The Live Wild Commission...

...has actually doubled the limit

of ducks that can be shot.

- Sht?

- Reaction of the local hunters...

...has been enthusiastic.

This duck has come to America

with Duck-A-Roni.

N!

But if every hunter could blast

15 of those in the sky...

Hey, buddy,

what's the rush?

his way is todepressing.

Okay...

Give me a beat!

One, tw, three, fur!

Hney, I lve yu!

I lve yu! Cme n!

I'm right here.

Beverly, I'm yurs after the shw. Alright.

- Here's the mney fr the girls.

- I'll make sure they get it.

- Yeah, I'll bet. When?

- When?

When Bdacius Beverly

stops hIding n to me.

I'm gnna inite her up to my place tonight

fr a little career manipulatin.

I guess yu must be the girls' manager.

And if yu are...

...I dn't like the way

yu're talking abut Beverly.

And I want

the girls' mney!

- Ritchie? Wuld yu... What is that?

- Oh, lk, Ginger...

...I warned yu when yu gt into

rock management...

...yu'd be dealing

with entertainment types.

Yu knw,

different strkes and all that?

Hey, hey, different life styles is ne thing,

different life frms is anther.

I'm nt in a real gd md

tonight, Ginger.

I want the girls' mney.

Nw, is this gnna be easy...

...r is this gnna be truble?

- Hey Ritchie...

...tell it to gaway.

I'm nt up all my barnyard languages.

Okay, duck, ut! Yu're gne!

Yu're history!

Yu little wise pecker!

Arriederci, duck!

- Mallard in the side pcket.

- Adis, quack man.

Very nicely dne.

Hey, what's ging n

ut there nw?

- Alright, nw it's my turn!

- Hey, cme n, duck! Take yur best sht!

- You gt it!

- Ritchie!

Duck-kabb!

N!

Nearring in yur ther ear?

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