How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town Page #3
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- 2015
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so, I'll let you
get back to your wife.
- I assume you're married.
- Oh, yeah, actually.
Okay, uh, well, uh,
thanks for everything.
You actually know my wi...
...sweetie, we talk about
release your demons.
That face you make
it's like staring into the sun.
A lot of that is involuntary.
You didn't call.
What was I supposed to say?
You will now have a passage
from Maureen's first Victoria
book read by Heather Mitchell,
president of the Victoria of the
true north festival committee.
"Victoria had always been aware,
ever since her first memories,
that she was very near
to a world of deviant morality.
But sometimes,
just for a moment,
and she caught a glimpse,
of the bewitching world beyond,
and she knew that it would
be her life's work...
To keep herself
and others from it."
I hate everything.
Remember when you left me here
alone with all of these people?
The sooner I get out
of here, the better.
- She just had to show up today.
- Oh, my god.
- It's her mother's funeral.
- Oh, button it.
- I'm gonna go give her a piece of my mind.
- Honey, don't...
is this really the best place
for a confrontation like this?
Cassie Cranston.
Heather Murray.
Or, is it Mitchell now?
On behalf of beaver's Ridge
welcoming committee,
I would like to formally
let you know
that you are not welcome.
That is,
you are not welcome here.
Wow.
As far as condolences go,
that was original.
Did I go something?
You did something
to this entire town.
Right, the article.
Is that it?
You may have grown up here,
but you know nothing about us.
I mean, we get up to some
pretty wild shenanigans.
Like what?
The true north festival?
Hey, I don't mean
to butt in here,
but I will not stand idly by,
while you trash talk
Bruce, everybody, can we just
please give Cassie a break?
Whose side are you on,
really, Adam?
Wipe that smile off your face.
You think you're the only one
who's had a little excitement?
Well, let me tell you,
I have had my share
- of excitement.
- Okay. Do tell.
in college.
My stars.
Ever been with a woman?
I kissed a girl once,
I didn't care for it.
Sex tape?
We make them, and watch them often.
Big whoop.
Anything else?
Have you ever been in an orgy?
I'm sorry.
Hey, you know, hon',
it's been kind of a rough day,
we've got a little time
before dinner,
maybe we could, uh, you know...
- I'm not ovulating.
- Yeah, I know, I know.
could, uh, have a little fun.
Oh, sweetie...
no. Fun time was yesterday
just... just like the
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