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into a must-read,
then you can write
about whatever you want.
Until then, you can write
about whatever I want.
Understood?
Yeah.
Michelle, what have you got?
I'm sorry, Lana,
I wasn't feeling very well...
She got dumped.
Oh, no,
Michelle...
What a hellish ordeal for you.
But I must say,
you are looking fabulous.
Are we loving
the way she looks, all?
- We love the way she looks.
- Oh, you are so right.
She looks great.
Well, I haven't eaten
since the split.
Good for you!
Write about it.
I can't use my personal life
for a story.
I understand completely.
Who will use Michelle's
personal life for a story?
Oh, I will.
- Go.
- No, no, no,
Lana,
with all due respect,
Lori has no business
mucking around
in my personal life,
and I can't...
I can't let her.
- I am...
- I'll do it.
What?
I'll... I will...
I'll sort of do it.
It's... You will be
my inspiration.
For?
Look at Michelle.
- She is a great girl, right?
- Yes.
An amazing woman.
But she has a problem
hanging onto relationships,
and doesn't really know
what she's doing wrong,
which is like a lot
of our readers.
Uh-huh.
So, I was thinking that
I could start by dating a guy,
and then drive him away,
but only using
the classic mistakes
most women, like Michelle,
make...
all the time.
I'll keep a diary of it,
and it will be sort of a...
dating "How to" in reverse.
What not to do.
Yeah.
"How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. "
Yes. Go.
Bart, what's new
in the shoe world?
Wait, wait, Lana, I'm sorry.
Why ten days?
Five days is too short,
and we go to press in 11. Yes?
Okay, what we found out
is men are attracted
to purple shoes.
Now, I love...
Maybe toss in something
spiritual as well.
Who's that chic Buddhist
Richard Gere cavorts with?
The Dalai Lama.
He's fabulous. Ah!
Here's my 10:
00. Welcome.Hi.
Ladies, Judy Spears
and Judy Green
from Warren Advertising.
We're going to cook up
some fabulous tie-ins
for the fall.
Jeannie Ashcroft,
Fashion and Trends.
Michelle Rubin,
Fitness and Health.
Excuse me. Hi.
And Andie Anderson,
our resident "How to" girl.
Oh, I've seen
your column, Andie.
What are you working on now?
Oh, actually...
"How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. "
She's actually going
and then drive him away
in a week and a half.
Sounds needlessly vicious.
It's going to be fabulous.
Now all she has to do
is run along
and find the lucky guy.
Go, go, go.
- Nice to meet you.
- Bye.
Good-bye.
Ladies, come.
Find the guy.
- Okay.
- Find the guy.
Oh, you are never going
to pull this off.
Watch me.
Tonight, I'll hook a guy.
Tomorrow, pull the switch.
Before the ten days are up,
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