House Party 3

Synopsis: Come to a new House Party, where Kid, after a lifetime 'playing the field', falls in love and is about to get married. 'Play' plans to throw the rockin'est bachelor party ever - until 'Kid's' three wise-crackin' nephews come to town, intent on showing 'Kid' and 'Play' what parties are all about...
Genre: Comedy, Music, Romance
Director(s): Eric Meza
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
1994
100 min
290 Views


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[CRASH]

MAN:
You may now kiss the bride.

[AUDIENCE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

WOMAN 1:
Play. He's so fine.

WOMAN 2:
Ooh, he looks good.

WOMAN 3:
Can I change his mind?

WOMAN 4:
Over here, baby.

WOMAN 5:
Ooh, I need you.

Come back here.

I love you.

WOMAN 6:
I love you.

WOMAN 7:
Oh, don't do it.

[RINGING]

[PANTING]

Yo.

Yo, this wedding got me buggin'.

[RINGING STOPS]

[GRUNTS]

Hey.

Hey.

WOMAN:
Hey.

Hey, how about a nice, big, juicy good morning kiss?

Not with that good morning breath.

Ha.

Well...

Look, just one kiss.

Come on. That's all I want. Just one kiss.

Okay.

Come on back.

Since you're so sweet, you can have just a little--

Aah!

[GIGGLING]

Hi-yah!

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

What are you doing?

Sergeant Sausage is present and ready for duty, okay?

Prepare for insertion.

[LAUGHS]

Wait. At ease.

Sergeant Sausage, Veda's a vegetarian.

Look, just calm down and close your eyes, all right?

It ain't gonna take but a minute while I'm up in it.

So I'm marrying the minute man now, huh?

You knew that going in.

Kid, stop.

What?

VEDA:
The wedding is days away.

I know. And my nuts are as blue as these sheets.

Come on, hit a n*gger off.

I'll hit you, all right.

[MAKING MARTIAL ARTS NOISES]

[RINGING]

MACHINE:
Hi, this is Shireen from The Good Girls--

Come on, baby, let it run.

Can't be anybody important. I'm already here.

Oh, uh-huh. I got to get it. It might be about a job.

STINKY:
Yo, hey, hey, hey, wake up, Play.

Shit.

Hey, girl, I know he's there.

I don't know why your fine ass

is wasting your time with him anyway.

You need to be chillin' with me.

Because, girl, I'll lick you like an ice cream cone

on a hot summer's day.

Damn, you a fine girl.

It's your friend that's not potty-trained.

It's my cousin. Someone's got to look out for him.

Or just look out.

Boy, you sure look good this morning.

You're missing something though.

Check this out.

Aw, yeah.

Now...

Talk to me.

What's up for breakfast?

Talk to me.

Talk to him. Give to him.

I'll tell you, based on the color scheme,

I think this looks better on you.

STINKY:
We got to get ready to pick up

Kid's dread-head cousins from the airport

and then we got to plan the bachelor party.

And then we need to talk about my 50, 50, 50 fractions

of Kid and Play's productions that you guys owe me

for my personal services, man.

Stinky, if you go to school like your mother wants,

you'd understand the business more,

The percentages instead of the fractions.

And right now I'm trying to close a very important deal.

I'm gonna have to get with you later, Stinky.

KID:
I'm not asking for much.

Hook me up with some of that French toast you be makin'.

When you have it stacked up.

And just laying on the side, the strawberries.

Chillin'.

VEDA:
I've never made any French toast.

You have me confused with Sydney again.

Damn.

Uh, ha, ha. Check it out. You know what happened?

Let me tell you. I was trippin'. I made a mistake.

See, what had happened was, that was Play.

Okay? And he had gone to France,

right, with his girl,

and at one point they made a toast.

So it was a French toast.

Don't even try it, Kid.

People do not toast with malt liquor,

and that is all I have ever seen Play drink.

You're busted.

What's up with you?

When we started going out,

you promised me we could make demo.

A demo? Come on, baby, I can do better than that.

I'm hooking you up with one of the largest promoters ever,

a brother by the name of Showboat.

I'm gettin' with him this morning.

Yeah, right.

That's right.

And, um, I hope when we give you that call,

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Takashi Bufford was born on August 15, 1952 as Takashi A. Bufford. He is a producer and writer, more…

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