House Party

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This is the party.

Chris! You awake?

Breakfast is on the table.

Come eat this sh*t

before it get cold.

lt'd help if you

wouldn't call it sh*t, Pop.

lt'd help if you get

your ass down and eat it.

Pop, Play--Peter's having

a party, and l wanted to...

Finish your breakfast, boy!

Yo, man, you are wrong.

We're homeboys.

Why you pretending like

you don't want to D.J. the gig?

l don't D.J. for free anymore.

Plus, you never provide

transportation.

How do l get my turntables,

records, and speakers there?

Yo, man, l have the house keys

and the car keys.

My parents--down south,

way down south. We're in.

Let me rap,

and then we'll consider it.

You already got gonged

in the school talent show.

Why you want to embarrass

yourself again?

l've been practicing.

l got dope lyrics.

Def women l'm gonna be

hooking you up with.

This ain't no tackhead party.

Def women like those.

You like that?

l do.

Check this out. lt's Play time.

Hook me up, all right?

That's a weave, girl.

Yo, ladies, ladies.

l know y'all gonna be

in attendance...

at the super-def,

throw-down jizzam of the year.

Sharane, you hear anything

about a party tonight?

Not any good ones.

Yo, wait a minute.

Don't even try and play me.

l'm not beggin'

either one of y'all.

-You have before.

-You will again.

Listen, you know the address.

10:
30, and you can

bring some friends.

Hey, don't play.

Since you're not into sharing,

l'll get my own.

While you're over there,

give the ladies my regards.

Right.

Stab, l'm really sorry.

l'm sorry. l'm really sorry.

No, don't get up.

l'll get you another milk.

l'll pay for it myself.

You need a milk?

l'll be right back.

lf l was you,

l'd kick his f***in' ass.

Damn.

You went out like a sucker.

So if l throw with them,

you got my back?

Of course. You know that.

l'm your man.

You know l'm gonna take--

-Hi, Kid.

-Hi.

You finished?

We were about to sit with you.

l was gonna sit a little longer,

so you should.

Are you really not coming

to the party tonight?

Why? Should we?

lt's up to you.

lf you weren't going,

l'd probably skip it, too.

l think you should go.

-We'll probably see you there.

-Maybe.

You should be nice to him.

You started it.

"Why? Should we?"

Shut up.

Anyway, l was over there, right?

That's twice.

You conscious motherf***er.

You got a sleepwalking problem,

we can fix it.

We'll break your legs

and kick your f***ing ass!

l'll break my leg off

up in your ass so far...

you'll sh*t sneaker for a month.

-l've done it before.

-He'll do it again.

Why you sweating me, man?

You're wrinkling

my school clothes.

"You're wrinkling

my school clothes."

Yo, wait, wait.

What's the problem?

Your mama can't afford no iron?

Tell her to come on over

to Stab.

l'll put her on the stroll.

She can save up, get one.

He can't f*** with you.

Watch out, man! Watch it!

This punk motherf***er

throwing sh*t at us.

l smell something, man.

l definitely smell something.

l smell p*ssy!

-He's a p*ssy, man!

-Kick his ass!

How you like that, boy?

Do it, do it!

Go, go, go!

Wait, wait. OK, now!

OK, fellas!

What you got to say now, punk?

Your Shaolin technique

is very good.

He thinks we're joking--

Homeboy, you all right, man?

lt's over?

Kid, we had your back.

Yeah, way back.

Damn.

l'm sorry l almost hit

Mr. Wilson with the Jell-O...

but Stab called my mother a ho.

You see, my mother's dead.

l'm very sorry about

your mother, Christopher...

but you can't fight because you

have a chip on your shoulder.

You're a good student,

so go back to class.

But your father

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