House of 1000 Corpses Page #7
BILL:
Better than pissing... anyway so,
what's your choice?
JERRY:
If we're talking cute... like regular
cute, I'd say Leslie Van Houton, but
cute ain't hot.
BILL:
Yeah, no sh*t.
JERRY:
As far a hot... goes I gotta go
with... Ruth Ann Moorehouse.
BILL:
Oh yeah, I forgot about her. She was
pretty hot.
JERRY:
F*** yeah, she is. I'd join a cult
to get some of that... and the best
part is she didn't try to kill the
President or nothing, so that baggage
ain't hanging around.
BILL:
I thought she tried to murder a
witness for the prosecution.
JERRY:
I'll let it slide, she was only
seventeen.
BILL:
Dude, talk about baggage, that ain't
no carry-on sh*t, that's some heavy
duty Samsonite sh*t.
JERRY:
Yeah, I guess... hot chicks are always
nuts.
BILL:
Hot has got nothing to do with it.
A LONE FIGURE in a cheap skull mask and white robe stands
hidden behind a billboard off to the side of the road. Bill's
car drives past.
BILL:
(yawning)
Hold on, I've heard this before...
but I can't remember the end.
JERRY:
So, the guy goes to Hell and the
devil says, "do you smoke?" The guy
say, "yeah"... the devil say, "great
cause Tuesday is cigar night, sweetest
Cuban cigars you ever had."
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