House of 1000 Corpses Page #5

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STUCKY:

(recognizing Rich's

voice)

Hey, I know you. We were in high

school together. Wood shop, right?

...Richard Wick... right?

He looks nervously at Stucky.

RICH:

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

KARL:

Quiet down... three.

CAPT. SPAULDING

F*** your grandmother.

STUCKY:

Yeah, I remember Mr. Alacard the

shop teacher use'ta call you Little

Dick Wick. Hey, wasn't there a song

we made up to go with that?

RICH:

(temper rising)

Shut up!

STUCKY:

(singing)

Little Dick Wick, play with his prick

Don't his smell, just make you sick.

EXT. CAPT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

From Ravelli's POV we watch through the window, as everybody

inside starts SHOUTING at each other.

Suddenly, Rich SHOOTS Stucky. Stucky FALLS BACKWARDS against

the wall, screaming in pain.

We move QUICKLY towards the entrance.

INT. CAPT. SPAULDING'S - NIGHT

Suddenly... CRASH! Ravelli SMASHES through the front door

knocking Karl to the ground. In the light we see that Ravelli

is wearing an OVERSIZED CLOWN HEAD. In his hand is a

sledgehammer.

Rich TURNS toward the COMMOTION. The Captain quickly WHIPS

OUT a GUN and FIRES. Rich falls dead.

Ravelli lunges at Karl, smashing him over the head with the

hammer. Ravelli's clown head comes loose and falls to the

floor. We now see that Ravelli is a bald pitbull of a man

with badly scarred skin that is painted white and red.

Karl hits the floor and begins CONVULSING violently.

Spaulding STEPS DOWN from behind the counter, puts his foot

on Karl's throat and points his pistol at Karl's head.

CAPT. SPAULDING

And most of all... f*** you!

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