Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Page #3

leave you alone alive.

Okay, folks. You're free to move around

the cabin as we had started our descent.

So, any made plans

for the weekend, Netbale?

Oh, you know, the usual.

Gotta take the kids to soccer.

Snacks, beverages, snacks,

beverages, snacks...

Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived

at our destination, The Bermuda Triangle.

Ooh.

Welcome to The Bermuda Triangle,

where you'll embark

on a monster cruise of a lifetime.

A cruise!?

Surprise!

Oh, no, no, no!

But it's... just like the hotel...

on the water.

I just figured you need a vacation

from running everyone else's vacation.

You've barely been out of the hotel since...

Well, since mom died.

But this is a chance

to make new room for us.

With all of us, with Dennis.

Who made you into such

an amazing daughter?

You.

Heh-heh, that's right.

What a proud man.

- Come on, Dennisovich, let's get cruising!

- Yehey!

Okay! Smile.

Thank you.

"No Pets Allowed"?

Uh-oh.

Perfect.

Dennis, come on.

Oh, hello. Welcome aboard.

Uh, this is Bob.

- Say, "Hi, Bob".

- Hi, Bob.

Oh, my Gosh, Griffin.

I'm like, so excited.

This is like, the nicest hotel

I've ever been to.

Yeah!

Man, this is amazing!

There's so much to do.

A living size swimming pool.

All you can eat buffet?!

Full service Spa?!

Ooh-ho, give me

a seaweed re-wrap.

Wow, it sounds like everything

we can do at our hotel?!

Except on the water!

You nailed it, honey.

Your dad is going to love this.

Best summer vacation ever!

Wait till you see

the itineraries.

Oh, that's nice.

Frank, "Fire, Bad" remember?

Oh, yeah, right, but uh...

maybe we can find your own fireworks

on the cruise, huh?

It's not the love boat, Frank.

I'm just here to have fun with my family.

Ahoy, there!

Welcome aboard.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Whoa! Who is that?

I am Captain Ericka, and yes,

I'm human.

But don't hold that against me,

I could not be more excited

to have all of you on-board,

our first ever monster cruise!

Dad, are you okay?

(SPEAKING TRANSYLVANIAN)

Oh, no. He's having

a heart attack!

Drac? Not likely.

And the only heart attack that can

hurt him is with a wooden stake.

It must be a stroke!

- Actually, I think it might be her.

- Ow!

Watch where you're pointing, mister.

I'm right here.

You always stand so close to me.

It's creepy.

...hiding, living in the shadows,

but not anymore.

You've stood up and waved your hand,

a claw or tentacle, and said,

"We're here, we are hairy

and it is our right to be scary"!

Now, it's time to celebrate.

You'll enjoy gourmet dinings, swirling

adventures and non-stop entertainment.

All awaits to our final destination.

The lost city that isn't

lost anymore, Atlantis!

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