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Major, anything to improve
I spent most of
my life in India.
Why did you do that?
I was enjoying it.
It's sentimental. Why not be
sentimental on our honeymoon?
Oh, yes, of course, our honeymoon.
You ought to know.
I'll buy you champagne for lunch.
There's an article here
about the Australian Aborigines.
with some kind of wooden harpoon.
There's nothing wrong
with my method.
YOU disturbed the fish.
This has got to stop.
Day after day, as soon as I am about
to catch a fish, you come by, paddling!
Thank you. That was perfect.
We're only too glad. Now perhaps
you'd take one of me by myself?
Sorry, that was my last film.
Mr Vadassy, will you be long?
I'm sorry, I couldn't miss those two.
It's my last film.
Yesterday, it was lizards
for your last film.
No, you're not such a good model.
You can't stand still.
Because my hair gets in my eyes.
Why do you want hair?
I'm terribly sorry.
Let's go fishing this afternoon.
I'd love that.
Good. I must run to the village.
I left my negatives to be developed.
You'll miss lunch.
Is anything wrong, madame?
How many times have I told you
Now, don't let it happen again!
..Good morning. Madame. I'm glad my
You set a good example. Always
first to arrive. And last to leave.
..Morning, Major. Having fun?
Rather, dear lady.
What have you been doing, M Duclos?
I've had a discussion on marine
biology with our fisherman friend.
fish but a mammal. A mammal, I ask you!
You have so many interests, M Duclos.
Fools talk and wise men
listen, eh, M Vogel?
Andre, he will hear you.
I don't care if he does. ..Albert!
Take this wine away. Champagne
and ice, quickly. Champagne?
You heard. ..Cru '28, isn't it?
..Bring a bottle at once.
Ah, Miss...? Have you been fishing?
Monsieur, pleasant morning? Yes,
Politics? Yes, of
course we have.
I still don't understand
what a republican is.
Don't bother, Major, no-one does.
The same applies to the porpoise.
No, they come inshore to breed.
And stay at the best hotels(!)
I'm serious. In subtropical waters,
the shallows are full of them. Impossible!
It's a biological fact.
I don't believe in facts.
Mankind is nature's
What have you done with your
young man, Miss Skelton?
I never set eyes on him till yesterday.
My wife is a great matchmaker!
He has betrayed me for a lizard.
Her hair doesn't get in her eyes. Lizard?
taking her portrait.
He's gone for the photographs,
so he's late for lunch.
for lunch. I will speak to Mr Vadassy.
Yes, monsieur? That roll of film
I brought in, can I have it at once?
It's not ready yet.
But you said you'd have it this morning.
It shouldn't take all that time.
When will it be ready? It's not ready yet.
You haven't damaged the negative?
I wouldn't like anything
to happen to it. Oh, no, monsieur.
If you'd be good enough to
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