I'm not what you expected.
Honestly, I'm not what I expected either.
But what my mother expected.
You could say I'm unexpected all around.
On the side I paint pets.
Not paint the pets, I do portraits of pets.
You figure, wait a minute.
Shower doors probably means he gets
a lot of lonely housewives coming on to him.
Maybe an average looking,
but with a friendly manner
and an optimistic outlook of life,
then I can say yes.
It happens sometimes.
Or at least once.
With a good-looking lady, that is.
but I rather not think about that.
Anyway, I was finishing the installation
when she walked in.
Contrary to popular belief...
Beg your pardon?
Kittens love taking showers.
contrary to popular belief.
Do you mind if I try out the shower
and make sure it doesn't have a leak?
The shower's not gonna leak.
My work is guaranteed.
I hate awkward silences.
I know what you mean.
You are a very difficult man to read,
Because 'Oh' could mean several things.
It could be an encouraging
Or it could be an
'Oh, I play for the opposite team.'
Is that what you think?
I hope not.
Oh, what about your husband?
I don't want to talk about him.
But he's not gonna walk in now
while you're taking a shower?
No, no, lately he comes home late
if he comes home at all.
It's a heavy workload at work, he says.
She was a little redundant.
But I don't mind that in a woman.
I know, times are tough.
Do you wanna keep talking about him?
do wanna watch me take a shower?
As you can probably imagine,
I had 200% of zero interest
I just wanted to make sure it wasn't
some kind of kinky ruse
where he was gonna come busting in
with a baseball bat
and I end up gagging in some cellar.
I'd rather watch you take a shower.
I've never showered in front of someone else.
I could turn around.
You're a real gentleman, aren't you?
I was raised by a single mom, so...
she made sure I respected women.
It's...it's not easy for you guys
with us calling the shots
or thinking we do anyway...
and all we do is mess things up.
All you guys want is a little attention.
holds your hand during dinner and
says thank you
and tells you your hair looks nice.
I knew the holding hands bit was overkill.
At least I didn't offer to give her a massage.
The damage was done.
She was drop dead gorgeous.
All that oxygen pumping in and out of her lungs.
I didn't ask for this, you know?
The first weekend we got together
he took me on a trip to Cabo.
And I found out later he had conned his way
into getting an upgrade using someone else's name,
which at the time I thought was reckless
Maybe it was the heat or the ceviche
that went to my head
but somehow I had nineteen orgasms.
From eating ceviche?
With him in the room.
And I just thought, Holy Moly, you know...
This is the one.
He knows how to make me feel.
I had to listen to my body.
I think there are a lot of guys
who can listen to your body.
No, no, I mean...
your body really speaks loud and clear.
You think I'm vulgar?
No, no, I don't...
Not at all.
I think you're articulate.
Physically, is what I'm saying.
You think I'm fat.
No, no, you're not at all fat.
Let's talk about
what you were talking about before.
No, I don't wanna talk about him.
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