Hot Shots! Part Deux Page #3

# Say that you're my sweetheart #

# My love #

#You're a symphony #

#A very beautiful sonata #

# My innamorata #

# Say that you're my sweetheart #

# My love ##

Hey, what's wrong, kid?

Oh, I love you so much...

but it's such a crazy world.

I just don't want

anything to happen to us.

Don't worry.

In a couple of days

we'll be on the train

to Hawaii...

we'll find a minister

who will marry us...

and we'll never be apart again.

But if something

should keep us apart...

if one of us can't make it

to Blenheim train station...

like for instance

if something came up

unexpectedly...

Not that I think it would

or it already has...

Wherever I'll be...

I want you to know that...

Kiss me.

Kiss me like you've

never kissed me before.

You will denounce the criminal acts

against our people

by your president.

Sign here. Initial here,

here, and here.

Phil.

Sign the document.

I see you're no stranger to pain.

I've been married...

twice.

Oy!

Like the previous six...

this victim was found

folded neatly in half

and placed inside

the glove compartment

of a sanitation truck.

Police are baffled.

This just in.

Presidential Military Advisor

Colonel Denton Walters

has been captured

during an aborted attempt

to free our hostages.

This tape was delivered to us

just moments ago.

They are treating me good here.

The food is tasty and nourishing.

The peace-loving leader

of this great country

has asked me to appeal to you,

President Benson...

to stop your vicious

imperialistic tactics

around the globe.

Ladies and gentlemen...

please rise

and give a warm welcome

to his excellency,

the prime minister of. Japan...

Matsuhiro Soto

and Mrs. Soto.

President of the United States,

Thomas Benson.

Mr. President, this is Prime Minister

Matsuhiro Soto

and Mrs. Soto.

President Benson,

where is your First Lady?

Hell, I don't know.

I've had many women.

Lost my flower

at the age of 15.

I can't keep track.

Let's get this over with.

I'm not feeling well.

My intestines were removed

during action in

the North Atlantic.

Took a torpedo in

the lower abdomen...

and they replaced

every foot of my bowel

with hemp. Clogs easily.

I hope you feel better.

My lips to yours.

The junior senator

from Minnesota, Gray Edwards.

President Benson...

Prime Minister Soto...

ladies and gentlemen...

tonight we put

election politics aside

as I join you in my duties

as majority whip

and chairman of

the foreign affairs committee

in welcoming

the. Japanese prime minister

and his lovely wife

to these United States.

Our two great nations

have begun

what we hope will be a long...

[Vomiting]

I don't remember eating that.

I feel better now.

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