Hot Shots! Page #5

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Qu'est-ce que je suis contente de te revoir!

My eyes!

Darling, I thought you were still in Brussels.

Oh, Kent. We were only hurting each other.

I thought that's the way you wanted it.

Something's changed. It's not another

woman, is it? I couldn't compete with that.

No, of course you couldn't.

Well, what matters is that you're here.

We've a lot of catching up to do.

Wonderful. Just let me

take care of something.

- Don't be long, mon amour.

- Absolument.

Wow!

Anybody here from out of town?

Welcome. Nice to see you.

- Ramada...

- Oh, no.

Well, if it isn't God's gift to the cockpit.

- Kent, your nostrils are flaring.

- That flying stunt today was pure madness.

If a lady wasn't present,

I'd tear you apart like a Christmas goose.

Yeah? Keep it up, you'll be carrying

your face home in a doggy bag.

What is this macho thing?

- He started it.

- Did not.

- Did too.

- Did not.

- You're behaving like children.

- He's being a jerk.

- Am not.

- Are too.

- Am not.

- Are too too too...

- Not not not...

- too too too...

Are too times ten.

- That's it.

- Stop it.

- Rumble!

- Don't push me.

Stop it! Can't you act

like civilised human beings?

- Hey, I'm sorry.

- I love you, pal.

Listen. Kent and I have to talk, so please...

Be my guest.

Let's celebrate, honey.

Hey, everybody. Drinks are on me.

- Free beer!

- I want a gin sling!

You haven't forgotten my offer, have you?

Little house in the country,

white picket fence, Stairmaster.

Kent, you're everything

a woman could possibly want.

But I'm just not ready for marriage. Not yet.

Well, I have to get back to the base.

Tomorrow's an important flight.

You know how puffy my eyes get

when I don't get enough rest.

Good night.

May I?

- Shouldn't you be getting back to the base?

- I suppose,

if I played life by the rules,

but you know I don't.

All right. You can walk me to my apartment.

I shouldn't have gotten mad

in the elevator today.

But when I want something that bad,

I get all fired up.

Maybe that's why I worry so.

Maybe more than I should.

Something terrible could happen. You must...

- But I...

- Don't worry.

Everything will be fine. I promise.

Boy, I hope so.

Well, this is it.

- It's a nice place.

- It's OK.

The only problem is I have a nosy landlady.

Well, I guess this is good night.

I don't wanna go back.

You don't have to.

I don't want to be alone.

And, by the way,

I can go all night like a lumberjack.

What about your landlady?

You can do her, too.

So, I take it you've been with a man before.

I'm a virgin.

I'm just not very good at it.

Yes. Oh, yes!

Topper!

Wash Out!

Get into your flight suit.

We're ready to go up.

I got kicked out. My flight status

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