Hot Rod Page #3
you could even imagine.
Okay.
Here we go.
Rod! Rod.
Welcome aboard.
I'm kind of grumpy today, dude.
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
I was having those dreams again.
You know how it's just me in a castle.
I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards.
The only way to beat them is to punch
them as hard as I can in their faces.
And then, when I'm done,
all their little wizard wives came out
and wanted me
just to have sex with them.
Which is kind of weird.
Hey, look at this, huh?
Hey, everybody.
I've got some awesome news.
We have a new crew member today.
Denise.
Hi, everyone.
So, I thought it'd be fun
if we all went around
and said our name
and a little something about ourselves.
I'll start. My name is Rod,
and I like to party.
All right, Dave. You're up.
Hi. My name is Dave,
and I like to party.
No, Dave. I just said that I party, so
maybe do something different from me.
My name is Dave,
and I am the stunt man.
You know what? Let's move on.
Rico, you're up.
Hello. I'm Rico, and I like to party.
Yeah. Rico?
What did I just say to Dave?
- Who?
- Dave.
- I like to party. I'm Rod.
- No. You're Kevin.
Right. Kevin. I party.
No. No, you don't.
Yes. And we party.
- No.
- Yeah, just Rod.
- Yes.
- And me.
- No! I'm the only one who parties.
- I'm pretty sure I've partied before.
No, Kevin, I know for a fact
you don't party, okay? You do not party.
- You're right. Dave's the party guy.
- Sweet.
Oh, my God. Shut up, okay?
I'm just gonna do it for you.
Denise. This is the crew.
Dave's the mechanic.
Rico makes the ramps.
And Kevin is
team manager/videographer.
None of them party. Right?
Got it?
Okay.
Let's party.
Pools are perfect
for holding water, man.
Man, I don't really know about having
a girl on the team, man.
All right, Rico, listen.
There's an ancient Italian maxim
that roughly translates to,
"He who is resistant to change
is destined to perish."
So, why don't you try to open up
that mind of yours? You know?
It's like, look at Kevin. I mean, he...
Real mature, man.
Yeah, don't you ever tell me
how to live my life again.
Okay, you guys.
If I'm gonna jump 15 buses, my body's
gonna have to be in top physical form.
Which brings us to our first exercise.
Lung strengthening.
You guys are gonna hold me
under water for 40 seconds.
That's 20 less than a minute.
My body's natural instinct
is gonna be to resist.
But, no matter what, don't let up.
If there's any problem at all,
I will ring this bell.
Hey, Dave. Mom wants to know
if your friends want some grape punch.
Maggie! Don't even ask. Just bring it.
Come on.
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