Hot Pursuit Page #7

- ...with a cocktail and a fake passport.

- I don't know what to do.

Mrs. Riva. Listen to me, Miss Riva.

Our smartest move now

is to change clothes, lose this car...

...and commandeer a new vehicle

to get to Dallas.

Everybody in the state is looking for you.

You're gonna be dead before sundown.

You don't have to like me...

...but I'm the best chance

you have at surviving.

What the heck is that?

Felipe must have put baking powder

in the car.

How much baking powder?

I don't know. Maybe like 42 kilos.

What? I told you it wasn't mine!

I told you not to steal something!

God! Would you just shut up

for one cotton-picking minute!

Hey, are y'all okay?

I took that turn way too fast.

What the heck is this white stuff?

- Baking powder.

- Baking powder.

We're bakers. Toast, muffin, cakes.

- Muffin.

- Toast.

- Toast, cake, muffins.

- I should call the police.

No! I am the mother-effing police!

Don't you see?

There's no major damage here.

You're free to go.

But I destroyed your car.

I said you're free to go!

Except I need you to drop us off

at the nearest establishment...

...where we can buy clothing

at a reasonable price...

...but, more importantly,

at a reasonable price.

I said that before, didn't I?

This accident's got me all jacked up.

- If you don't mind riding in an old truck.

- Let's go!

Clean your nose!

Out of the way!

When I was 5, my favorite color was blue.

When I was 6, my favorite color was plaid.

I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing.

I watched it for a long time.

A long time, Wayne. I still feel

weird about it. This is our stop!

Wayne, you're the best friend I ever had.

Wayne's a snake in the grass.

You think he heard me? I think he did.

Okay, okay, Officer Scarface,

just keep it together.

Police officer coming through.

I'm so thirsty.

It's like my body's a desert.

This could be perfect.

We have to change.

These hangers are slippery.

Like they have some special coating.

My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.

Is it hot in here?

It feels like the surface of the sun.

You're more fun like this...

- ...but calm down.

- I was in a fight-or-flight situation.

I'm filled with adrenaline.

Look how high I can jump.

I can't do this normally.

See that?

- Yes!

- No.

We're gonna need this and this.

- Control yourself. We don't need that!

- And these! And those! And these!

Aah! I know this is impractical

but we might have to catch our own food.

Or make a lightning rod! A hat!

- Please. Focus. We need to get clothes!

- Yes!

Okay, how about you try something

completely different...

...of what you are.

How about...

- ...a woman?

- Perfect! And you can be a cowboy.

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