Hostel Page #3

We're probably gonna need them.

The rooms are semiprivate,

so you will have roommates.

Roommates, huh? That's gay.

Sorry.

-Oh, my God.

-It's okay.

The room is yours.

We are going to the spa.

You should come.

Spa.

Jugs.

-Hey.

-Hello.

Oh, Jesus.

-Hi. Hey.

-Hi.

How you doing?

I'm so happy I shaved my balls.

What? I have the smoothest balls

in Iceland.

-You wanna see?

-No, no, no, you're not... I'm good.

Put your anteater away,

it's totally creepy.

-You're not from Iceland, no?

-No. F***, no. American.

Yeah, unlike him,

I had my foreskin removed at birth.

Hygiene and... Am I talking?

-I'm Josh.

-Natalya.

-And this is Svetlana.

-Hi.

Hi, I'm Paxton.

-And this is Oli.

-The King of the Swing.

Hello.

Face on the ass. Never gets old.

Jesus.

So where are you girls from?

I'm from Italy,

but my parents are Russian.

Prague.

Prague's cool. Kafka.

So, Natalya....

-Yeah?

-You're Russian, eh?

Oh, my God.

Look, there are too many girls.

-This is awesome.

-Yes.

I mean, I was a senior,

you know, she was a junior...

...and then I graduated,

and it was weird, you know.

I mean, I'm totally over it.

It's... You know, it's cool.

It's okay.

Look, Vala is here.

-Who?

-Vala, from front desk. Vala.

-All right, Oli.

-Hey, I told you, man.

I'm the King of the Swing.

Come, let's dance.

-Does the cigarette bother you?

-No, it's...

I put away.

It's fine, I....

I'm gonna go get some fresh air.

But I'll be back, okay?

Cigarette.

Cigarette.

Aren't you a little young?

-Dollar.

-What?

Dollar.

-Dollar.

-Here you go.

Here, children commit

the most crime.

They don't care.

They will attack anyone.

-You're okay?

-Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

Hey, let me buy you a drink.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Hey, Josh.

F*ggot.

Go with your friends. It's okay.

I wanted to say sorry about earlier.

About the way I reacted.

We cool?

I would have done

the same thing at your age.

It's not easy...

...but from my experience...

...choosing to have a family

was the right choice for me.

Now I have my little girl...

...who means more to me

than anything in the world.

But you should do...

...whatever's right for you.

Excuse me, it's my turn now.

Should we be doing this

with them there?

Yeah, it's okay.

-Yeah, baby. Josh, give it to me, baby.

-Okay, all right. Okay, stop!

-All right.

-Come on, big boy.

-We go to spa.

-Spa.

Spa, spa, spa.

Being dirty while getting clean.

Bye.

Mission accomplished.

You know that Amsterdam kid

with the thing on his lip?

I'm gonna send him

a really nice thank-you note.

Be quiet.

They're showering together.

Sh*t, man. We're never leaving here.

I guess Oli's not back yet.

No, dude, he probably

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