Hooligan Escape The Russian Job

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(electronic music)

(ominious music)

(crowd cheering)

(dramatic music)

Everybody here?

Are they coming or what?

Davie, this is

down to you, mate.

Down to me?

As it is, down to me?

He's just running

off, mate, a bit of DP.

It's bad, isn't it?

Just hold still.

It's f***in' bad.

Boys, this is an

office with CCTV.

The only way out is

back the way we came.

Well, those Russian fucks

better be ready for us.

Yeah, 'cause that worked

out so f***in' well before,

didn't it?

F*** off!

Everyone get

something they can use.

They're not f***in'

about, are they?

Yeah well, neither

are we, mate.

Boys, here they come.

Vince, come and hold this.

Keep it still.

(banging)

Come on then!

[Russian] (speaking

in a foreign language)

Well, that don't

sound too friendly.

(dramatic music)

(bat whipping)

(smacking)

(bashing)

(grunting)

(smacking)

(fleshy smacking)

(fits thumping)

(fleshy crunching)

Ed, Ed!

(fleshy sucking)

Come on, get out!

Come on, Vince.

Let's go!

Come on.

F*** you!

Come on, come on get out.

(dramatic music)

(gurgling)

(dramatic music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(dramatic music)

(ominous music)

Who the f***ing hell are you

Who the f***ing hell are you

Who the f***ing

Who the f***ing

Who the f***ing hell are you

Who the f***ing hell are you

[Prisoner] Hey English,

shut the f*** up.

F*** you, Russian wanker.

Oy Ed, what's Russian for c*nt?

I think it's

spelled D, A, V, I, E.

Not sure how you

pronounce it though.

(speaking in a

foreign language)

[Davie] What?

Russian for c*nt!

(speaking in a

foreign language)

Oy mate, in the next cell.

You're a (speaking in

a foreign language).

I'm Polish, and I speak

f***ing English, you idiot.

(speaking in a foreign language)

(hooligans laughing)

Don't stop you

being a c*nt, does it?

Davie mate, shut the f***

up, or I'll knock you out.

You're getting on my nerves.

You're the main

reason we're in here.

You don't see them

Russians looked at me

in the hotels.

Did you not see that?

What, so anyone who

looks at you funny

that's a f***ing reason

to kick off, is it?

Technical, mom gives me that.

What did you f***in' say?

You f***in' prick.

(dramatic music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(dramatic music)

Agent 58, I need

to speak to Malloy.

Hotel, echo,

November, nine, nine.

Sir, this is not the gulag,

just some drug hangout.

Nothing here but junkies.

(dramatic music)

Yes, sir.

[Boris] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(dramatic music)

Yes chief, let's have it.

Come to release us?

What'd we do?

What's all that?

F*** off with your

f***ing camera.

Prick.

What's all that about?

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(woman crying)

(woman panting)

(woman crying)

(phone buzzing)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

What's that?

(yelling)

[Davie] What the f*** is this?

(yelling)

(air hissing)

(yelling)

(alarm ringing)

(yelling)

(alarm ringing)

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(woman crying)

(fleshy sucking)

(woman yelling)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

[Dimitry] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

(glass shattering)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

[Boris] (speaking

in a foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

(knee thumping)

(guard grunting)

(ominous music)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

(ominous music)

(gate buzzing)

(ominous music)

(high pitched ringing)

Tom?

Tom?

[Tom] Yes, mate.

[Ed] Jeff, come

on man, wake up.

Vince?

[Vince] All right, f*** off.

It's you I know.

(coughing)

You all right?

(muttering outside)

Shush.

(muttering outside)

[Davie] F*** this.

Davie, wait.

What the f***?

Who are you?

[Jeff] Davie, calm down.

Who the f*** are

you, and where are we?

Davie, stop being a

c*nt just for two seconds

till we find out

what's going on.

[Ed] Tom's right.

Why don't you give it a

rest you f***in' halfwit.

All I see is four of

them and five of us.

And a Beretta, 15

rounds in a clip,

enough to do all of

us and then some.

All right Mr. SA

f***in' S, why don't you

show us your stones

then, hey grandad, hey!

Go on!

(gun firing)

(speaking in a

foreign language)

Yeah, we don't

speak Ruskie, mate.

There is no way out.

We must wait for

my boss Dimitry.

If you are calm before he

arrives, then no one gets hurt.

If you do not listen,

I will shot not to kill

just to injure so you may

be conscious for Dimitry's

questions.

[Jeff] What the f***

is happening here Ed?

(gun racking)

Some nasty Russian's pointing

a gun at your head, Jeff.

So do as he says.

(ominous music)

F*** this.

F***er!

(smacking)

(gun firing)

(smacking)

(ominous music)

(smacking)

(fleshy crunching)

(gun firing)

Stop!

You, translate.

Let us out.

(speaking in a

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