Hooking Up

Synopsis: After "hooking up" with a series of guys at a house party, April is the talk of her high school. Her best friend Michelle, envious of all of April's attention, decides to try and follow in her footsteps and become more sexually forward. At the same time, their mutual friend Caroline has become so infatuated with her older boyfriend Ryan that she doesn't realize he's just using her. All the while, John, spends the week informing his two best friends, Colin (April's repressed and confused brother) and Tyler (the subject of Michelle's crush), about obscure sexual urban legends he reads about online, that just somehow end up managing to come true. Throw in the naive principal Dr. Jordan, who also happens to be Michelle's father, and Mr. Kimbal, a chemistry teacher trying desperately to dodge repeated seduction attempts from his students.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
95 min

- Would you try your semen?

- Not intentionally.

- But would you?

- Yes, maybe I have.

- Perhaps?

- If, as I was towards the straw.

- You will?

- I do not always wash after...

for me the straw, depending on what

going to do, if I go to...

my grandparents if

but if I'm sitting in the...

dining table,

probably not...

and it depends as

get my hands on.

- You know.

- The 3rd is my turn. You still are on the 1st?

We are in


- Must be very intellectual.

- F***.

John, I can ask what

is your darkest fantasy.

- This should be good.

- I've never told this to anyone.

but I think a lot

it would be very hot...

if a girl had a

deformity of two vaginas.

- Sh*t.

- How does it work?

I'm not sure I'm not a

expert in anatomy, but ..

is a good idea, I have

to give credit for that.

I think so, but not

I imagine in my head.

Any above the other,

from side to side, or horizontal?

Horizontal, as a

china vagina?, horrible.

I did not say vagina china.

're Putting words in my mouth.

I'll put my penis your mouth one soon.

There may be one above the other

it would be a huge vagina.

- That is good but not what we want.

- A side by side.

If we are not going to elaborate.

- The image is what matters...

- Ah, she's unconscious.

- F***.

- Very funny.

Very relaxed you are with this girl

you take off your pants, panties.

And "bam!" double action

Double your fun.

Those are rare things

"Total Recall" on TV.

- As the girl with three b*obs

- She was hot.

Three tits is hot but

two vaginas is warmer.

Yes, but you will need 2

penises to enjoy it.

- You have the hands and feet.

- She can f*** with two in one.

No, find yours, this is mine.

- And what about the rule, two periods.

- I thought of that, periods

Periods ranging from one

the other vagina vagina.

So when this des-ovulating

the other is ready to "Rock N Roll."

You know what a period

is when the uterus...

Enough with the terms

clinicians this is a fantasy.

- Exactly.

- And in this world, no periods.

A f***ing love that.

I like how you think

those on my side.


Melt in my mouth,

not in my hands.

April Winters - Age: 16

(Want this!)

Shopping, Friends



No problem.


Hey, thanks for inviting this

this good. It's a great party.

It's a great party.

Again, who is this?

I'm John, the System...

Political System, I'm John.

I am your partner in

the Cuban Missile.

Oh. Ah...

Susan, I would like to upload

and discuss the project...



John Johnson - Age: 17

(I love sex)

Girls, Porno



Michelle Jordan, Age: 15 +

Study, Tyler

Mr. Kimbal

37 points.

No wait, stay lying down.

I will do it all.

Tyler Smith, Age: 17

Exercise, girls

Losing it.

Colin Winters - Age: 17


Girls, Guys?

Nicholas Cage.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Ryan Thompson - Age: 25

(No fatties)

Young girls, X-Box


- I'm Laura.

- I'm Amanda.

I'm Ryan.

So you know?

Since the fifth grade.

You know you're out of this world.



Been told you have

beautiful feet.

I do not know if you understand but

I'm not for you, for nothing.

Why him?

You see, there are many people

waiting and no offense but...

Do not have a chance.

But you definitely have a chance with me.

My sister talks to men

you think are hot.

Shut up!

Think you away with it!

I want to suck your

fallopian tube.



- Come on dad.

- I'm thinking.

Dr. Jordan - Age: 45

Words, Junk food

Being a director.

Look, we just

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Jeff Siegel

Jeff Siegel is an American financial writer, publisher and musician. He is the author of the bestseller Investing in Renewable Energy: Making Money on Green Chip Stocks along with Nick Hodge and Chris Nelder and is credited with coining the phrase "Green Chip Stocks". He is also known in Libertarian circles as the "Libertarian Treehugger." more…

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