Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil

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HOODWINKED TOO! HOOD VS. EVIL

Once upon a time,

there were four unlikely heroes.

Red Riding Hood, her granny,

the not so Big Bad Wolf,

and an over-caffeinated squirrel

called Twitchy.

Together, they defeated the evil plans

of a vey bad little bunny,

and came to work for me.

My name is Nicky, and I run

the Happily Ever After Agency,

an organization dedicated to making

happy endings for everyone.

As we say in the HEA,

"It's not just a fairy tale,

it's an adventure. "

Recently, Red took a leave of absence

to train at a secret location

Paddy Whack, cover the rear.

This left the team in a bit of disarray,

just as we were about to meet

a terrible threat,

not only to the HEA,

but to happy endings everywhere.

It started one night

when we received an anonymous tip

that two children were being held

in a gingerbread house

by a witch with a wicked appetite.

Alpha Leader, witch sighted in window.

Which window?

- Affirmative.

- What?

Rescue Team Alpha,

stand by for go order.

Agent Fuzzy moving into position.

Nick Knack, take point.

Paddy Whack, cover the rear.

Suspect is enchanted

and extremely dangerous.

- Roger.

- Who's Roger?

Alpha Leader here, confirmed

Mother Goose. Rescue Team standing by.

Looks like Red's a no-show. Again.

Wolf, we talked about this.

Red's on assignment.

And I'm supposed to be at the DMV,

but I showed up.

Look, dog, I know you miss her.

We all do.

But those poor kids are going to become

baked goods any minute now.

I need you to concentrate

on what's going on here.

Yo, Froggy, what's the story

on Red Riding Rogue?

Wolf, she is training secretly.

- What kind of secret training?

- Not now.

OK, OK. You wanna reassign Red,

it's your agency.

- Thank you.

- So we all agree

- that I don't need any secret training.

- Wolf!

My talent comes naturally.

Wolf! Get off the channel!

Those kids don't have much time.

Don't sweat it, Granny Dynamite.

With Red gone, I need to step up.

- So I called out the big guns.

- What?

This is not good!

We might have a problem here, sir!

Put it on the screen.

No! They wouldn't! Alpha Team,

we've got something small and fast,

scurrying up the side of the house.

Roger, Goose, I'll get a gander.

On the job.

Love my job. Good job.

It's not just a job, it's an adventure.

Hey, Granny, how you doing? Bye-bye!

- What are you two up to?

- You like recipes, don't you?

Try this. A cup of hot wolf,

a pinch of screwy squirrel

and a dash of disguise.

Rescue pie. My own recipe.

- Wolf, no!

- Thank me later!

That's not a rope. Not rope, not rope.

Not rope, not rope. Not rope!

Rope!

Twitchy, what do you think

you're doing up there?

The wolf's plan. I'll slip through

the chimney. She'll never see me coming.

- It's a great job...

- What is he saying?

Translate that.

I have an advantageous position

from which to breach

our suspect's gingerbread home.

Uh-oh. I think the fan is

about to be hit with the doody.

I'm going in! Right now!

I am going in.

Negative. Do not proceed.

Do not proceed.

Now, listen to me, Twitchy...

Mammals!

Oh, please!

We did not mean to trespass

into your delicious cookie house!

Ja, we were

only searching for goodies for this...

Silence!

Building inspector.

You know, it's against housing codes

to live in any dessert bigger

than a cupcake.

I need to see your permits

and a list of ingredients.

That better not be custard.

Don't worry, kids! I'm here to rescue

you! Yeah, me, I got the good guys!

- They're all hiding outside.

- Little squirrel, I am Hansel.

Ja, and I am Gretel. You must hurry.

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