Honey I Blew Up the Kid Page #2

The baby?

Well, h-he's fine.

He's in the playpen.

No, I fixed it. He can't get out.

Ice cream.

- How's Amy's dorm?

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Hey, stop it.

Nothing. Just the dog. Uh-huh.

No, everything's fine.

Boy, you worry too much.

What? The chicken?

Well, the chicken you left us

really looks fine, honey.

So I was thinking,

with Mom and Amy out of town...

...that this would give us guys

a chance to, uh, talk about, uh...

...you know, the birds and the bees.

Here, Nicky.

You know what I was thinking,

Big Bunny? What?

I was thinking we got to be nice to

our brother Nick. You know why? No, why?

Well, because he moved away to

a new place now, and he's got to make...

...all new friends, just like me and you.

Yeah?

- Yeah.

Shall we sing a song now?

- Yeah.

What song shall we sing?

- 'ABCs.'

How about 'Twinkle, Twinkle'?

- 'ABC.'

'ABC'?

- Yeah.

Twinkle, twinkle...

- 'ABCs'.

Let's sing 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.'

'ABCs.'

'ABCs'? Okay, first 'ABCs.'

A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P

Now 'Twinkle, Twinkle,' okay?

Okay.

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I won...

What you are...

...lt'll be a hell of a thing

for you, Charles, if it works.

It'll work.

I'll make it work.

Over the years, I've seen

Clifford Sterling attach himself...

...to one crazy idea after another.

I have to tell you,

the board of directors is very worried.

If you'll pardon me a moment.

Hendrickson.

Hello?

What was that?

- It was a balloon popping,

Dr Hendrickson.

I got the idea while singing my kid to sleep.

You see, if you hit a balloon

with too much force...

...you don't allow the molecules time

to expand, and the balloon pops.

Problem?

- No, Szalinski.

Oh, him.

Why Clifford insists on keeping

him involved is absolutely beyond me.

If I were running this project

by myself right now,

we'd be neck-deep in apples...

...the size of Buicks.

There are those of us on

the board who would agree with you.

...fundamental integrity

of the atomic substructure...

Clifford Sterling just may have

outlived his usefulness...

...to the corporation,

to its stockholders.

I should think his successor

would be a foregone conclusion...

...especially if you're the one to

actually make this thing work.

...thereby allowing the

molecules time to expand...

...without tearing the atomic fabric.

Hello?

Szalinsk... Szalinski...

...why don't you write up this, uh,

balloon research of yours?

I can do the math and have it

on your desk tomorrow.

No, that's not necessary.

All right, have a good weekend, Szalinski.

'Have a good weekend, Szalinski'?

Hello?

- Hi, may I please speak to Mandy?

Sure.

Mandy, phone.

Hello?

- Hi, Mandy?

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