Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves Page #4

and polished it up for the Smithsonian.

- I'm gonna fire it up.

- Great. What?

Oh, no. No. No! You're not

gonna s-start it up again?

You can't start it up again.

You were banned from using this by a

joint committee of the FD A and your wife.

Is the FD A here?

Is my wife here?

I've made up my mind. I'm gonna shrink that

Tiki Man so I can carry it with me always.

Besides, it's a point of honor.

Do you think a weekend

can take care of seven years...

of waxy emotional buildup?

You poor thing. Well, you're

on the road to recovery now.

Oh! And for the trip, I brought

along a special friend...

to aid in the healing process.

Dr. Brother Love himself,

Mr. Neil Diamond!

Get out of here! You brought

the Hot August Nights cassette?

I did! Yeah!

Oh, no!

I forgot to leave Mitch his medicine.

We've gotta go back.

- Gordon, I can see your left leg.

- Huh?

Come on over here and help me.

Let me know when we hit critical mass.

Okay, bro.

- You're at ten percent now.

- This is why I wanted the kids out of the house.

I don't want to take

any chances.

Sixty percent.

Eighty percent.

- Ninety percent.

- Come on, shrink machine. One more time.

We have critical mass.

- It worked!

- It must have.

Come on. Let's go find it.

- Magnifying glass.

- Magnifying glass.

- You see it?

- No. Start at the sides and I'll meet you in the middle.

Sounds like the machine

is revving up again.

Yeah, don't worry. There's nobody

in the house to hit the button.

Can you see it? Huh?

- What's that?

- What?

- Here it is!

- That's just a speck.

- Wait, Wayne. Is that it?

- No.

- What's that? -

Huh? - That's it!

- There it is!

- Huh?

Wow! A tiny Tiki!

Wayne, you're a genius.

You know, I always appreciated

the scientific use of that machine...

but never its

marital implications.

- Huh?

- Aw, it didn't work.

It grew back.

- What do you think went wrong?

- I don't know.

Sometimes

the induction sequence...

- Hello.

- Hello?

- Anybody here?

- Hey.

- Doesn't look like it.

- Wayne got rid of the Tiki Man. I don't believe it!

See? You say he doesn't

listen to you.

Things are getting better

already.

Okay, I'll leave it. I'll just put it right

here, and then they'll be sure to see them.

- Good.

- Okay.

Oh, listen.

The boys must be

working upstairs.

Let's go see what they do

as soon as we leave.

You shrunk us? You idiot!

- I'm sorry.

- I'll kill you!

- That hurts, Gordon! -

Ooh, does it hurt? - Yeah!

- Does that hurt you?

- That hurts!

Not as much as this!

- I can explain!

- You can explain nothing!

- Guys! Hello.

- Wives.

- Hey, where are they?

- Guys?

- We're in big trouble.

- Why? They can't find us to yell at us!

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