Homeboy

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Sh*t. Damn, why does it

have to be raining?

Check this out.

Holy sh*t.

Yo, man, where your horse at, man?

You rode into town or what?

Hey, yo, look at this

ten-gallon-hat-wearing motherf***er.

Hey, yo, look at his belt buckle...

That sh*t ain't funny, man.

Yes, it is.

It's not funny.

Crazy motherf***er.

I'll f*** you up.

What the f*** do you think this is?

You want to be a cowboy?

I got a cowboy for you.

Hey, I want a Coke with rum.

A rum and Coke.

Yeah.

Whiskey.

We got new money here.

All right. All right.

Shoot the dice.

Shoot the f***ing dice.

Cowboy money.

Shoot the dice, man.

Roll.

Roll. Roll.

Let 'em go.

Come on.

Come here, come here, come here.

Come on, baby.

Go, man!

You Johnny Walker?

You Johnny Walker?

The car smells from all that rain.

You look like a cowboy.

You a cowboy?

I like cowboys.

Stop! Stop!

Get outta here.

Give me the money.

You got nothing here.

Can I borrow your compact, please?

How do you organize your money?

I don't understand this.

You're supposed to put the 20s

first, then the 10s, then the 5s.

Where the f*** you been?

His bus was late.

You got another beauty here.

Here.

Thanks.

25 years of picking you bums up.

You're all the same.

Go to the bus stop to pick him up,

he's in a gin mill getting drunk.

Listen to me.

I get annoyed.

Goddamn jokes about cholesterol.

I am telling you, I'm fuming.

This man, he's two days late.

Relax.

You worry so much. Give me a kiss.

Don't worry.

Get away from me, Wesley.

That's terrible.

There he is.

Wesley Presley.

Women, come and get me.

I'm so pretty.

And, Lou, why?

Why is God so good to

me and so awful to you?

I don't know.

Thank you.

You're an ugly person.

And you're beautiful.

Hey! No smoking

around my fighter.

Can't you read the sign?

Can we go to this fight?

Can we have...

Are we gonna have this fight?

Let's go, please!

Okay, let me see them gloves, John.

Come on.

Let me test this.

I can see it's gonna be

one of them nights.

Let's see your gloves, Roscoe.

Okay, they're all right.

You got your cup on?

Just fight...

Pay no attention.

If it wasn't for your face,

you'd be a good-looking guy.

Get over there. Hold it, hold it.

I'll take care of it.

Come on, let's get back to your corner.

Hey, Lou!

Come on and get your fighter.

Can't you control him?

Come on. Save it for the fight.

Come on. Come here.

Okay, let's get some instructions.

Let's go.

Hey, John.

Come on, Lou.

Let's get your guy out here.

Hey, does he wanna fight tonight?

Yeah. John, come on.

Come on, John. Please?

Come on. Let's go. Come on.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Remember what I told you guys

in the dressing room, okay?

I want a good, clean fight.

Let's touch gloves.

Let's get with it, John, with the program.

Touch gloves.

Hey, you got your hands full tonight, Lou.

He's not gonna be a problem.

Okay, break! Break!

I told you guys to break.

Come on.

Let's get out of there.

Look here, when I tell you

to break, Roscoe,

I want you to break clean,

you understand?

Hey, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

F*** you!

Hey!

Next time you do that, this fight's over.

You understand?

This fight's over!

I'm not playing no more!

Now settle down.

Come on over here.

Moe, what's the guy's name?

Johnny Walker.

Johnny Walker.

That's a great name.

Hey, John!

Come on, John!

Boom, boom!

That's right, John!

Sit down. Sit down.

Come on, Johnny!

Sit down, Wesley.

Sit down.

Boom, boom!

Bang, bang!

Hey, what's the matter? Sit down!

Sit down, a**hole!

Break it, break it. When I tell you

to break, I want you to break.

Will you sit down? The fight's

in the ring! Sit down!

Break clean.

All right.

You say something?

Hold it. Hold it here.

Get his head up.

Let me look at that cut.

That's a butt.

Okay, let's keep it clean.

Let's go. Let's box.

That hurt. I saw that.

Okay, break it.

Break it. Come on.

Step back. Step back.

Round's over.

Sit down. Come on. Get back

to your corner, Roscoe.

Come on. Let's work hard.

Come on. Come on.

Okay, Johnny, this is the

last time I'm gonna warn you.

Any more crap out of you,

you ain't getting paid.

And that goes for you, too, Lou.

He's just going through the motions.

Just go out there and do

the basic simple fundamentals

and it will be very simple.

All right. Spit it out.

Go ahead.

Keep that jab going, and you'll be fine.

All right. Go get him.

Stay away from his right hand.

It'll open that son of a b*tch

right up. Come on.

He's tired, Roscoe.

Let's go. Finish it up.

Ee! Hey-hey!

One, two...

It's all over!

How old, Johnny Walker?

A hundred years old?

You're old school!

You're over the hill, buddy!

You're an old man!

You're an old-timer!

Forget it! You're done!

You're terrible!

You suck!

Come on, Johnny Walker!

Time to go home!

You're washed up. Go home, buddy.

You're an old man.

You're an old-timer!

Will you watch where you're going?

What are you looking at?

Hey, man, you got my money?

I got your money.

There's your money. Jesus.

Lou, congratulations.

Boom, boom.

You've got a guy here, I'll tell you.

I love the way you fight, John.

I never saw anybody fight like that.

Am I right?

Call ahead. Get the table.

I'm Wesley Pendergrass.

I like you.

You get dressed, okay?

I'll take you for something to eat.

Keep it.

I gotta tell you something up front.

I know a lot of people.

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