Home Movie Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 2008
- 77 min
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No? Well...
why don't we just see
what our little man
is bringing to the fourth grade
Thanksgiving feast, huh?
If he can make a sandwich,
I think you can every once in a while.
- No, I can't.
- I'm sorry.
- What'd you make, Jack?
- Oh!
Hey, boy.
On this episode of "Clare Poe:
Turkey Proctologist Extraordinaire,"
we... ooh, "Rectum?
Damn near killed 'em!"
Huh? Huh?
Jack! Emily!
I'll get 'em.
Come on, guys,
it's time to eat.
Your mom's been working
on this turkey all day.
Some apples?
Looks really good,
doesn't it?
Dear Lord...
Thank you.
Thank you for providing us
this most bountiful feast.
Most importantly, we thank you
for providing us with each other,
with love,
for this Thanksgiving
we owe to You,
our most trusted
and holy God.
Thank you for my wife,
my beautiful wife,
thank you for my children
and thank you for this life,
which is indeed blessed.
So let us pray.
Dear blessed Lord,
we thank you for the gifts that you...
What was that?
That was your children
being disrespectful.
Well, we're not gonna eat
- Okay.
- All right.
Dear blessed Lord, thank you for the
gifts that you have provided for us...
What are you guys doing?
- Let's just eat, okay?
- I'm serious.
We are not gonna eat
until you pray.
David, come on.
Dear blessed Lord,
please give us Your...
...that you have provided for us...
What are you guys doing?
Hi, I'm Boy Scout leader
David Poe
and you're gonna learn
about an ancient art today
called lock picking.
You won't find it in the manual,
but you will
find it here. Come on.
All right? Bobby pin?
Got it. Okay now, Jack,
Open up said bobby pin,
peel off the little rubber bit...
put it into the lock like so.
All right, make three circles
counterclockwise
until you feel it...
- Go like that.
There you go.
And lock picked.
Slide it to the left.
Okay, this is
the one-handed bowline.
It's a very important knot,
maybe the most essential knot.
It's un-get-out-of-able,
un-undoable
unless of course you wanna undo it
and you have two hands.
I'm gonna show you how
to do it with one hand. Ready?
Go like this...
go around the tree.
And that right there
is a bowline, all right?
I want you to do one.
Give me one second.
Emily, you watching?
Look at that. There he is.
There's old Nikolai.
Perfect.
Dad's,
Jack's.
Perfect!
Did you see that?
Emily, you're next.
Are you ready?
I scream, you scream.
We all scream for... ow!
A little help.
I thought you were
going jogging.
I did. I was.
So I'm out there
in the middle of the woods
and I took a left where I usually...
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