Home Fries Page #3

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

Sure.

Under "dependents" on this W-4,

think I should put "one" or a "zero"?

Never done the W-4.

My man, he carried a handkerchief

with him wherever he went.

Did somebody...

...die or something?

Come on, sweetie.

It's okay.

Let's suit you up

and get you going on the grill.

Roy here will teach you everything

about sandwich assembly.

Roy. Right.

How you doing?

This is how to make

a Big Buzz Double Cheeseburger.

Bottom bun, bottom beef, bottom cheese.

Middle bun, top beef, top cheese.

Special sauce, 3 onions, 3 pickles...

...some lettuce. Top bun.

Put it in a box, in the chute,

say "Big Buzz Double Cheeseburger."

Tell me about your headphones.

Don't be scratching yourself

while you assemble the product.

Will I eventually get my own

set of headphones?

Got to crawl before you walk.

Learn product assembly...

...then you get headphones.

Put together this cheeseburger.

I don't know. Think I'm ready?

Ever hear anything weird

on these headphones?

Like interference?

Yeah, man! This ain't Radio Shack.

Put this thing together!

Put the pickles on before the onions.

3 pickles, not 4.

This ain't Pickleburger.

Only give them 4 if they ask.

I know it takes time.

You need practice. You got to move.

I mean, how do you make a Whopper?

That's Burger King. Billy hear

you say that, he'll fire you.

Let me try again.

I mean, Roy, what kind of meat

are we using here? This is...

Hi, Mama.

Hi, baby.

Happy birthday, Benny.

Does Benny and his friends

like Buzz Burger-Matic?

I'll go get him.

Ls this an initiation or...

The kids'll dig this. Buzz moves

real fast though, all right?

You have got to run around these kids.

The theory behind Buzz is

he's a supersonic robot...

...that delivers food

at lightning speed.

Ls that the theory?

You've always got to

walk and talk real fast.

Otherwise, the kids won't buy it.

Do I get paid extra for this?

No.

I got a theory about that.

Where do I change, Billy?

There's a rule about

disrobing in the restrooms.

You got a car?

Just find a place, all right?

I appreciate it.

Where you going?

Get your sorry ass out here!

You too.

What?

I want you all to sit down over there!

Hands up!

Stay the hell out of my way!

Happy birthday, little man.

Hi, sweetheart.

Honey, you sure showing good.

What is wrong with you?

I want y'all to know

I ain't with him anymore.

I haven't been with him since

the 14th day of July this year...

...when I slapped a restraining order

on his big, fat, drunk ass.

You don't think I'd tote a gun

to my child's 7th birthday...

8th birthday, fool!

8th birthday, then. Fine.

I ain't letting no judge...

...tell me when I can see my kid.

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