Home Alone 3 Page #7

that Bradley's name wasn't on the car.

She did when you were in the shower.

- You let her have it?

- Bigtime.

- I hope she felt foolish.

- It was painful.

Okay. Be good.

Be safe.

Keep an eye on the old place.

I got it all covered.

Here we go.

It's just you and me.

You mean there's someone else?

Get ready to rumble!

Play ball!

The old switcheroo.

- Come on.

- It's showtime!

If those are real, I'm an eagle.

Block the street.

- Hello.

- Hi, it's Karen Pruitt.

Could you check on Alex?

I'm just going out.

I'm at work and in a bind.

Well, how long?

It wouldn't be for more than an hour.

All right. No cooking.

"Call Mrs. Hess.

She's retired, what else

could she possibly be doing?"

Would they invite me to their house

for holiday eggnog? Of course not!

Look who woke up from her nap.

Crooks at 30 yards and closing.

Let the party begin.

Good afternoon.

We just moved into your neighborhood.

What do you want, a button?

A package was to be delivered to us,

but perhaps they brought it here.

Nope, not here.

They said no one answered the door

and the driver left it in the garage.

Sometimes they leave stuff

at the back door.

Why are you closing the door?

I left my heart in San Francisco.

It looks like he has the place

locked up pretty tight.

Jernigan, I think

I'm going to enjoy this.

It's been a long time

since I was a kid.

You forget how

incredibly stupid they are.

You be careful.

When kids get scared,

they wet their pants.

Mr. Unger?

I'm all right.

Mr. Unger, what are you doing?

Don't touch the yarn. It's wired.

Kid's got the place booby-trapped.

Make no assumptions.

Watch the mat.

This boy is clever.

Have you tried the door?

Not yet.

Let me point something out to you.

Missed that.

Stand clear.

Maybe he's not so clever.

I think we're just having an off day.

A thought for you to consider:

At airport security...

...make sure you have

the right package.

I certainly hope that you're not...

...fond of that little boy

across the street.

I'll leave this open.

Fresh air will be good for you.

Think you're smart?

You little brat!

Unger, what's your status?

Heads up.

- How'd that happen?

- I don't know.

Ouch.

You got hit with a book?

Books. Plural.

A trunk full of books...

...then a set of weights.

I got hit twice, you dumb broad.

Excuse me, Mr. Unger.

I didn't get taken down by an infant.

We didn't anticipate the defense.

I'll go in the front.

Mr. Unger, you take the north side.

Alice, you take the south side.

Where is Mr. Jernigan?

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