Home Alone 3 Page #5

- I got it!

Unger. What's your position?

Heading down Washington Street.

I didn't copy. Where?

I said, I'm heading to Wa...

Stop, you nitwit!

I don't see anything.

I'll look around.

I don't have it yet.

We're out of time. Give it up.

They got the tape.

Why'd they still chase the toy car?

It's not that expensive.

I'm sure they don't have

enough time to play with it.

Look, Doris.

Computer chip, huh?

Where'd you find it?

In a remote-control car I got

for shoveling snow for Mrs. Hess.

She lives across the street.

It says U.S. Air Force...

...but you have to look

under a magnifying glass to see.

Kid, a lot of toys have

"Air Force" written on it.

This is a recruiting office.

We don't handle this.

Can I give you the chip number

to give to the right guys?

You think we should tell Mom

about the chip?

I guess you're right.

The less they know, the better.

Those guys are bad news.

I can't tell you how much I appreciate

you hitting me with the van.

Never let emotions

get the best of you.

You should have been more vigilant.

You should have taken driver's ed.

It's a kid. It has to be a kid.

I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old.

I'll have Jernigan to thank.

The cops come,

they don't believe him...

...he takes matters

into his own hands.

It can't be anything else.

If that's the case,

I say take no chances.

Tomorrow, whack every kid

in the neighborhood. Burn them.

Then look for that stupid car.

My thoughts keep turning

to number 3026.

It's within the operating radius

of the toy car.

It's in sight of all the houses.

- Hello?

- Do you have the missile chip?

We are close.

If I don't have the chip

in 24 hours, Mr. Beaupre...

...I will have

to terminate the mission...

...and nullify all the participants.

You understand, don't you?

Dad's home tomorrow.

I have my meeting from 12 till 5,

so I need you and Molly...

...to come straight home

to stay with Alex.

I can't. Impossible.

I have gymnastics.

- I have hockey.

- Do I need to repeat myself?

I thought you were getting Mrs. Hess.

She's a lot more responsible

than me and Stan.

Mrs. Hess is a backup.

Unless it's an emergency,

I don't want to call her.

I'll be fine alone.

There you have it. Settled.

Could you pass me the false alarms?

Sorry, I meant the peas.

Hello?

He's been home with the chickenpox.

Alex, do you know a Bradley Clovis?

Yeah.

It's his mom.

Did you take a toy car from him?

He has one of those cars,

but he got it from a neighbor.

We have it.

What is the matter?

You don't disconnect my calls.

Don't talk to her.

- Why not?

- She's dangerous.

- What are you talking about?

- Lies.

They're all lies. It wasn't her.

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