Home Alone 3 Page #3

one with a badge, a hat and a whistle.

He took it very seriously. He

arrested relatives for various crimes.

Not real crimes, but for leaving

the toilet seat up and snoring and...

Absolutely.

I will, yes. Thank you.

Thank you.

You get in that bed.

Excuse me, I saw a man

in Karen Stephans' bedroom.

A white male a little older than Dad,

wearing butt inspection gloves.

I warned you about that telescope.

Look long enough and you'll see

things, whether or not they're there.

I guess you have to be 35

before anyone listens to you.

Don't get smart with me.

Sick or not, I'm very angry with you.

You caused a lot of trouble today.

We have to replace a door.

You think we're happy about it?

I saw what I saw.

Peter Beaupre...

...Earl Unger...

...Burton Jernigan...

...and Alice Rivens.

They were ticketed under aliases

but didn't board the Hong Kong flight.

I believe they're still in the U.S.,

but beyond that, I don't know.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...we've got to find that chip.

What went wrong

with the burglar alarm?

- Nothing. It wasn't the alarm.

- Then who called the police?

Mr. Jernigan, care to speculate?

Cars came and went.

The mailman came by.

We could have a watcher on any house.

It could be anybody.

I don't think it's just anybody.

I think it's someone on our street.

Someone we are not tracking.

Someone we've missed.

Dad, cab's here.

Oh, shoot.

Mom's not back yet.

Well, all right.

Mom took some documents to the bank.

She can't be gone

more than a few minutes.

Mrs. Hess is home. You'll be fine.

My beeper's on speed dial.

- Second button. Mom's is the first.

- Right.

- So, you're okay?

- Positively.

Give me a kiss.

Dad.

This is a safe neighborhood.

We have great police,

as you learned yesterday.

Nothing bad will happen to you.

- Dad?

- Yeah?

- Got your tickets?

- Yep.

- Got your wallet?

- It's in my pocket.

Where's your pocket?

Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Bye, Dad.

She's leaving.

Red sedan heading south.

Turning right. Hold.

- You are just in time, Mr. Pruitt.

- Wait, wait.

Oh, no.

Yes.

Abort. Abort.

Evacuate the area.

Let's go!

Move! Move!

Cool!

Check the back.

Nothing.

Let's check upstairs.

Where's the burglar?

There is no burglar.

Just a kid home sick from school,

making false alarms.

How embarrassing.

This is the second time in two days

that you've called the police.

It's a very serious matter

when a person calls the police.

I saw a burglar yesterday,

and I saw one today.

Alex, listen to the chief.

- There was no one in that house.

- What about Johnny Allen's dog?

I talked to Johnny last night.

His dog was kidnapped Monday morning.

Did he see it happen?

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