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It's like Rosemary's reptile.

Huh?

The story of prince Lindworm

brother, prince, snake

book report

love this tale of terror

ten out of ten

Grainne, what is this?

Grainne, what is this?

Grainne, what is this?

Stop smiling!

Day 366

nan just called.

She says you look like a 25-year-old

woman from the middle ages,

spliced with

a mentally ill circle.

I'm booking an appointment

with Dublin zoo.

There's no excuses

this time, Liz.

Hi, can I help you

with anything?

I'm, I'm really sorry. That's

not really, that's not...

That's not really okay.

I'm sorry. I'm just going

to have to take that.

I'm sorry. You're going

to have to leave.

What the f***

are you thinking, Liz?

The zoo just called, they said you

never turned up for your appointment.

I know you're probably saying to yourself,

"what if the vet's got it wrong?"

Let me impart some important advice I

learned a long time ago, the hard way.

Vets don't get things wrong.

Giving birth to a snake

is not only suicide,

it's probably the most

wrong-headed thing ever attempted

in the field of human endeavor.

The only thing you have to do to make

our family happy is just come home.

Alone.

Shh.

Shh.

It'll all be over soon,

I promise.

Shh. Shh.

I need you to help me

get clean of this, okay?

Horrible, isn't it?

You cannot remember.

But you can't forget.

Grainne, this is your father?

Danny f***ing Zucko?

Our little boy is waiting.

Look, I know you think she's

different, but she's not.

She'll run a mile when

she claps eyes on him.

Just wanted a normal baby.

It's not fair.

Blah blah blah.

But just look

how quickly she forgets.

Don't make me laugh.

She's the same

as the rest of them.

I'm so sorry.

I had no idea.

He'd be so damn ugly.

You'd be so beautiful.

Very good, little one.

Very good.

Let's go!

I bet there's a whole lotta

disenchanted folk out there

just waiting for a bouncing snake

to lighten up their lives.

I bet if we tap into that

lonely miserable demographic,

in a few short years

and a bit of luck,

we might just hit

pre-Patrick numbers.

Oh, my beautiful baby!

Only your deepest wish

can make me smile

st Patrick's day greetings

happy

St. Patrick's day

written and directed by

Gary shore

time to close your eyes

and go to sleep.

It's a special day tomorrow.

Someone's coming tonight.

I'll give you a hint.

He's furry.

And he hops.

And you wake up in the

morning and you get...

Candy eggs and candy chicks.

Yes. But here's the thing.

No kid has ever seen him.

Because all the kids are supposed

to be asleep when he comes. Okay?

Okay.

Okay. Close your eyes.

Wait.

I'm scared.

Why? Are you afraid you're

going to have a bad dream?

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