Holiday Inn Page #6

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# And come to Holiday Inn #

# Happy holidays #

# Happy holidays #

# May the calendar

keep bringing #

# Happy holidays to you #

Happy New Year, Ted.

No!

- Francois, have you seen Mr. Hanover?

- Twice, sir.

- What happened?

- The first time, sir,

he came from his room

with a telegram in his hand.

- He ordered Scotch and soda, a bottle of each.

- I know. What then?

The second time, he asked

which way is Connect-i-cut.

- Connecticut.

- Connect-i-cut.

He said he has a friend there

who knows about women too.

Why didn't you stop him?

How could I stop him, sir, when I don't

know which way is Connect-i-cut?

Who said Holiday Inn

wouldn't work?

- We're gonna divvy up a stack of money tonight, huh?

- Man, man!

I've got a landlady who's gonna ask

for your autographed picture.

Everybody get somethin'?

- Go to bed now. It's gettin' late.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Look, it's almost time.

It's practically

straight up, isn't it?

It's practically

straight up, isn't it?

# One minute to midnight #

# One minute to go #

# One minute to say good-bye #

# Before we say hello #

# Let's start the New Year right #

# Twelve o'clock tonight #

# When they dim the light #

# Let's begin #

# Kissing the old year out #

# Kissing the New Year in #

# Let's watch the old year die #

# With a fond good-bye #

# And our hopes as high #

# As a kite #

# How can our love go wrong #

# If we start the New Year right #

- That's it, that's midnight. I'll see you out on the floor.

- All right.

Come on, everybody! Happy New Year!

Get your partner and dance.

Happy holiday.

Happy New Year.

- I forgot my check.

- You won't need that, but you'll need your coat.

- Happy New Year.

- Happy New Year.

- Same to you. Many of them. I gotta...

- Come on, Jim, you gotta dance.

- Oh, you gotta dance with me. Come on, you gotta dance.

- No, I can't. Oh!

- Why, Mr. Hanover!

- That's Ted Hanover.

- Wait a minute. I gotta go.

- I don't want Ted Hanover.

- I want you. This is New Year's, kid.

- I know.

Ted!

- He wasn't drunk. It's a gag.

- What happened?

Ted Hanover with his new partner.

They were great!

New partner?

- You'd better get back.

- I'm sorry. If I'd known how he was...

Oh, he'll be all right in a week

or ten days. You'd better hurry.

Ted! Ted!

Ted! Oh. How is he?

He's out cold.

Hot or cold, he can keep

his dancing shoes in my office.

- Did you hear that applause?

- Yeah, it went pretty good.

- And I was worried about his losing Lila.

- Losing Lila?

Yeah, she eloped tonight

with some Texan from Texas...

with Ted's engagement ring

on her finger.

But who cares? You lose one girl,

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