Hitman Page #5

And you must do everything

I tell you.

Then tell me what you want.

- You know what...

- Hey, you! Enough of your noise!

You've got 30 seconds.

Ill give you something

to shout about! Get lost!

You son-of-a-b*tch!

Sorry, I didn't mean to...

Sorry, lady, excuse me.

You wouldn't dare hit a woman!

Come on! Run away then!

- What?

- But she's a lady.

You don't hit ladies?

Id better look for someone else.

Wait, Norman!

What you need

is a whole new wardrobe,

if you want to be taken seriously

as a professional.

There's nothing more impressive

than a stylish killer.

- What's the matter?

- This costs $19,000!

Well, if you dress expensive,

you look expensive.

That's how it works.

I was wondering if you could help us.

You see, my friend here, ah...

he wants to try a new style.

The ideal material is polyester.

It's soft and tightly knit,

so you won't leave fibres

on the crime scene.

Long coats are good

for carrying weapons.

Black suits look smarter and slicker.

And as for the hair...

always use mousse to avold leaving

hair or dandruff on the scene.

- What are they for?

- To make you look smarter.

Ill be in touch.

Take this pager.

Where's my down payment?

What about all these new clothes!

Listen, don't follow me, all right?

You will call?

These clothes cost me $19,000,

of course Ill call.

His name is Norman Lu,

alias Crocodile Lu.

His file's about an inch thick -

theft, selling of porno tapes,

swindling and illegal gambling.

Im sure he's up to another scam,

acting as an agent.

He did invest $5m

just like the others.

Maybe he's cheating

the other agents, sir.

He may be a swindler

but he's not that smart.

So, what's he doing here?

Are there any answers

in your computer?

- No, sir.

- Let's go, then.

Is there something wrong

with what Im wearing?

Course not, Fred, you look great.

By the way, what's today's date?

- The fourteenth.

- Ah, fourteen! One and four.

I better find you a job

since you need some cash.

Order whatever you want.

Yeah, you're looking for

an exterminator?

What's the salary?

That's all?

No thanks, we're not interested, bye.

But, aren't we

going after the killer?

We still have to work in the

meantime. We have to earn a living.

Go ahead and eat.

Someone told me

he's in a retirement home.

- I heard he died a long time ago.

- Why didn't you say so?

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Have any of you seen Mr Leung lately?

Ah, yes, Mr Leung!

Yes, do you know where he is?

Well, you should ask Mrs Leung

about that. She knows everything.

I bet! Thanks.

Wait! We were just kidding.

You're looking for old man Leung?

That's right.

- He's been missing for a while.

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