Hit The Ice Page #6

- I don't mind following them. Only one thing bothers me.

- What's that?

- We might catch up to 'em.

- A cop! Duck! Duck!

Hurry up.

Get up.

Get something to carry, so

we won't look conspicuous.

Come here.

I'll carry you.

Never mind me!

Get ahold of something.

Go ahead,

get ahold of something.

Hey, can I carry

your tennis rackets?

Tennis rackets?

Don't you know a fly-swatter

when you see one?

All right. I only asked you

a sensible question.

May I carry your bag?

Now wouldn't you look sort of silly

carrying that bag?

It doesn't match

my ensemble.

Thanks just the same.

What's the matter

with you?

There goes the girl

I've been in love with all my life.

In love?

Do you know that girl?

Did you ever meet her?

Are you going crazy?

You must be!

Let's find out how

to get on this train.

Come on, come on.

Don't stand in a daze!

Will you wake up?!

Wake up! Wake up!

- Excuse me.

- It's all right.

All right, stop it.

Don't get silly.

Not me!

There's our chance!

First trombone.

- First sax.

- Second sax.

- First bass.

- Second bass.

- Third bass.

- Shortstop.

- "Shortstop. "

- First trumpet.

- "First trumpet. "

- Second...

Shortstop?

Hey, shortstop!

You hear me

singing psalms

About your

subtle charms

I'd give the world itself

To win them

My place is

in your arms

My arms are out of place

Whenever you're

not in them

I'm like a fish

out of water...

A sky with no star...

A glamorous Heddy...

Without the LaMarr...

I'd like

to murder the guy

Who put the headache

in my horoscope

I'm just a dilly, that's all

The little lady they call

Arabella the dope

I'm like the picture

by Disney...

Minus the mice

A shrimp a la creole...

Without any rice...

Although I love a fire

How I tire

Answering false alarms

Like a fish out of water

Who certainly ought to be

in your arms

I'm like a fish

that's out of water

Oysters

in the month of June

A serenade by Cole Porter

Without any tune

The little things

that you say

The corny jokes

that you play

Gee, but they're getting me down,

but down

Men:
I'm walking round in

a stew, an individual who

All:
Can't help acting the clown, rah-da

Like a fish out of water

Doo, doo day

A cat without kits

Doo, doo day

Or even DiMaggio

without any hits

The well-known misfit

Just as apropos

as Gypsy Rose Lee

Down at the old

schoolmarm's

Like a fish out of water

Doo dee

- A nautical daughter

- Doo dee

A fish out of water

All:
Who certainly ought to be in...

Be in your arms.

Oh, Tubby!

Hey, Weokie!

- Johnny Long!

- Flash!

- How are you? Tubby.

- Good to see you.

Well, this is

a surprise.

Are you boys going

up to Sun Valley, too?

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